Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

he doesn't look my way

Try doing that in shoutbox 

i don't do that either

You're afraid of the old man?

he just doesn't want to get his pretty face messed up 

Who's pretty? 

nin  and you of course 

He is pretty? 

Take it back Julia.
take it back 

Don't worry. It did not cross my mind ever that you are pretty 

I know you think i'm handsome 

Again, taking words out of my mouth 

Not cool, but I'll let it pass. 

Okay, because it is true

You think it's true just because you said it's true? 

Take it back Julia.
take it back 

YOU'RE PRETTY!!!! 

Okay 

and that's your answer? 

  hey scarlet

Hey Julia! 

i'm sorry, my tablet didn't notify me that you replied to all of these 
and my name is not julia anymore