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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
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Offline ninjumper

Re: mother in law
« Reply #181 on: March 16, 2014, 10:49 PM »
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She was just messing with you. No one wants to go near with your minor lions anyway  :-*
Well, tell her not to mess with me, if she wants her sanity.
And they are not minor lions, i would show you but then i would have to send them to kill you ;)
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #182 on: March 16, 2014, 10:52 PM »
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Well, tell her not to mess with me, if she wants her sanity.
And they are not minor lions, i would show you but then i would have to send them to kill you ;)

Are you trying to be funny again? Your lions? Killing me? Pfffttt..please. They'll tremble just with a glance from me  ;D
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« Reply #183 on: March 16, 2014, 11:16 PM »
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Are you trying to be funny again? Your lions? Killing me? Pfffttt..please. They'll tremble just with a glance from me  ;D
You can try, i am sure all with your glance, they will take a stance to pounce on you  ;D
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« Reply #184 on: March 16, 2014, 11:25 PM »
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You can try, i am sure all with your glance, they will take a stance to pounce on you  ;D

Pounce?  :D :D :D :D

Are you sure they even have claws ?
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« Reply #185 on: March 16, 2014, 11:54 PM »
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Pounce?  :D :D :D :D

Are you sure they even have claws ?
well, you will know when , they scratch you.
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« Reply #186 on: March 17, 2014, 12:12 AM »
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well, you will know when , they scratch you.

wishful thinking  ;D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #187 on: March 17, 2014, 05:39 AM »
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wishful thinking  ;D
well, don't say later when they leave you scarred :P
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« Reply #188 on: March 17, 2014, 07:10 AM »
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well, don't say later when they leave you scarred :P

Please..I'm not afraid of your inexperienced lions. I bet they're just bunch of babies...and raised among cats?...pffftttttt
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #189 on: March 17, 2014, 06:40 PM »
 ;D your lions are just afraid they'll get scratched up by my cat.
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« Reply #190 on: March 17, 2014, 07:03 PM »
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;D your lions are just afraid they'll get scratched up by my cat.

I told you, they're not lions. He's hallucinating again  :P
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« Reply #191 on: March 17, 2014, 07:08 PM »
 :D he needs to take his meds. niobe you should call his doctor
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« Reply #192 on: March 17, 2014, 07:14 PM »
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:D he needs to take his meds. niobe you should call his doctor

What? I'm his secretary or nurse now?  ???
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« Reply #193 on: March 17, 2014, 07:20 PM »
 ;D well im just saying since you called animal control on him last time that you'd be glad to do it again  :D
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« Reply #194 on: March 17, 2014, 07:25 PM »
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;D well im just saying since you called animal control on him last time that you'd be glad to do it again  :D

I was just being a good citizen. You do know it's costly to have anti rabies shot  :P
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« Reply #195 on: March 18, 2014, 05:21 PM »
*thinking face* is crazy contagious?  :D
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« Reply #196 on: March 19, 2014, 12:31 AM »
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Please..I'm not afraid of your inexperienced lions. I bet they're just bunch of babies...and raised among cats?...pffftttttt
oh! who asked you to be afraid, don't be afraid of my lions, unless i command, you are safe
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« Reply #197 on: March 19, 2014, 12:36 AM »
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;D your lions are just afraid they'll get scratched up by my cat.
i would suggest, never to bring my lions and cat in same sentence  ???
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« Reply #198 on: March 19, 2014, 03:55 AM »
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oh! who asked you to be afraid, don't be afraid of my lions, unless i command, you are safe

Again, they are not lions...repeat after me..they are not lions..okay, one more time..they are not lions..still not working?
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« Reply #199 on: March 19, 2014, 04:02 AM »
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Again, they are not lions...repeat after me..they are not lions..okay, one more time..they are not lions..still not working?
see not working on you, you are enticed by the majestic lions of mine and want to pet them ;)
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« Reply #200 on: March 19, 2014, 04:19 AM »
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see not working on you, you are enticed by the majestic lions of mine and want to pet them ;)

It's definitely not working on me cause I'm not delusional and I very well know that they are not lions  ;D
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