An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day. 

you don't, but you love rocky

But he's not mine and you said my cat so....

i have a cat!

  Nice... 

YOURE ON!!!! 
  and yeah she could beat totally beat nin's "lion" at everything

I am ON! 

I miss you brat 

Miss you too sis 

Hope you have a wonderful day 

Woke up at around 5am 

5:00 am    how much coffee did you drink ? Was that when you answered one of my replies really early?

Yes. I have a meeting at 7 so I have to crawl to the office that early. Had a Venti caffe mocha. It helped a lot 

bet you're salivating , remembering how good it tasted.

Darn it brat 

im a tease

 

well, my lions don't want to fight your cat.

 

Hey, niobe 

Hey nin   

Tell, you sister to keep her cat away from my lions,i don't like cat being killed.
also, the cat ladies will be after me.

She was just messing with you. No one wants to go near with your minor lions anyway