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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #141 on: March 15, 2014, 06:21 AM »
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Your lions? Your lions? You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Yes, run you  :D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #142 on: March 15, 2014, 06:33 AM »
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Yes, run you  :D

unleashing this ---->>> You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #143 on: March 15, 2014, 06:42 AM »
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unleashing this ---->>> You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
on you soon
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #144 on: March 15, 2014, 06:46 AM »
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on you soon

 :P :P :P
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #145 on: March 15, 2014, 11:58 AM »
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on you soon
;D I'll bring out the whips (for the lions)  :040: :040: :040: :040:
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #146 on: March 16, 2014, 02:43 AM »
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;D I'll bring out the whips (for the lions)  :040: :040: :040: :040:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll call PETA and record it as a video graphic proof
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #147 on: March 16, 2014, 05:15 AM »
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll call PETA and record it as a video graphic proof

Poor lions  :D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #148 on: March 16, 2014, 06:57 AM »
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Poor lions  :D
Yeah, my lions, they are innocent of this very dangerous plan you have set up to get them for yourself  ;D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #149 on: March 16, 2014, 07:21 AM »
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Yeah, my lions, they are innocent of this very dangerous plan you have set up to get them for yourself  ;D

Oh...your lions are raised among cats so he now purrs  ;D
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« Reply #150 on: March 16, 2014, 07:26 AM »
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Oh...your lions are raised among cats so he now purrs  ;D
OH, he roar and the cat become "bheegi bIlli" Wet cat for you.
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #151 on: March 16, 2014, 07:31 AM »
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OH, he roar and the cat become "bheegi bIlli" Wet cat for you.

Speaking hindi again and FYI it wasn't a roar  ;D
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« Reply #152 on: March 16, 2014, 07:35 AM »
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Speaking hindi again and FYI it wasn't a roar  ;D
well, only cats purr, my lion make them purr ;)
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« Reply #153 on: March 16, 2014, 07:44 AM »
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well, only cats purr, my lion make them purr ;)

You need to let the lion out in the wild.  ;D
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« Reply #154 on: March 16, 2014, 07:45 AM »
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You need to let the lion out in the wild.  ;D
Well, my Gf won't like it ;)
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #155 on: March 16, 2014, 08:14 AM »
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Well, my Gf won't like it ;)

Right..cause she likes your lion that purrs  ;D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #156 on: March 16, 2014, 08:40 AM »
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Right..cause she likes your lion that purrs  ;D
that makes your cat's purr
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Offline BookerT

Re: mother in law
« Reply #157 on: March 16, 2014, 08:42 AM »
What have you guys been smoking? ಠ_ಠ
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #158 on: March 16, 2014, 08:45 AM »
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that makes your cat's purr

I don't have a cat  ;D
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #159 on: March 16, 2014, 08:46 AM »
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What have you guys been smoking? ಠ_ಠ

Ask the crazy guy  ;)
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #160 on: March 16, 2014, 08:55 AM »
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What have you guys been smoking? ಠ_ಠ
I think I am not smoking, but we like this thing.
do you smoke to talk like this ?
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