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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #261 on: March 22, 2014, 12:28 AM »
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thank you, all i need is your blessing and you snapping pic of your butt

Like I said good luck  ;D
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« Reply #262 on: March 22, 2014, 12:32 AM »
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thank you, all i need is your blessing and you snapping pic of your butt
::) again with the butt problem?
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« Reply #263 on: March 22, 2014, 12:35 AM »
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Like I said good luck  ;D
okay don't worry.
we can move on now.

I haven't seen Julia yet  ;D
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« Reply #264 on: March 22, 2014, 12:37 AM »
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::) again with the butt problem?
you should try Butt clench or squats to make them firm  :-* :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #265 on: March 22, 2014, 12:42 AM »
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okay don't worry.
we can move on now.

I haven't seen Julia yet  ;D

Okay...red alert. She's 15  ;D
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« Reply #266 on: March 22, 2014, 12:52 AM »
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you should try Butt clench or squats to make them firm  :-* :D :D :D :D
;D you are the one with the butt problem, not me
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« Reply #267 on: March 22, 2014, 12:52 AM »
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Okay...red alert. She's 15  ;D
I meant her face either  :P
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« Reply #268 on: March 22, 2014, 12:53 AM »
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;D you are the one with the butt problem, not me
I have Fascination to firm and curvy butt.
no a problem, cookie  :P :P
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« Reply #269 on: March 22, 2014, 12:50 PM »
boy  :P
 ;D you have a problem with butts
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« Reply #270 on: July 16, 2014, 05:23 AM »
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boy  :P
 ;D you have a problem with butts
Maybe when a single person have lots of butts  :D :D
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« Reply #271 on: July 16, 2014, 12:55 PM »
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Maybe when a single person have lots of butts  :D :D
I didn't know u had several  :shocked:
well that is ur problem not mine :kiss:
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« Reply #272 on: July 16, 2014, 02:46 PM »
Butt head and butt face?  8)
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« Reply #273 on: July 17, 2014, 02:46 AM »
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Butt head and butt face?  8)
Give some wisdom to @quietgirlwiththebook
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« Reply #274 on: July 18, 2014, 04:55 PM »
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Butt head and butt face?  8)
how would that work :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #275 on: July 21, 2014, 04:27 AM »
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how would that work :D :D :D :D :D
look in the mirror  :-X
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« Reply #276 on: July 22, 2014, 11:34 AM »
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look in the mirror  :-X
;D ;D
I don't have one, you stole all of them and cracked them with your face :P
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« Reply #277 on: July 22, 2014, 11:59 PM »
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;D ;D
I don't have one, you stole all of them and cracked them with your face :P
That's what you mom told you, since you were the one to crack those with your face, i am just gonna take the blame, so you don't feel bad about yourself.
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #278 on: December 26, 2015, 12:25 AM »
I know this is hecka late, but im going to respond:

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That's what you mom told you, since you were the one to crack those with your face, i am just gonna take the blame, so you don't feel bad about yourself.

awww nin, how thoughtful of you  :P :P :P
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