Author Topic: mother in law (Read 37325 times)

Booklover · « **on:** March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »

An angry husband is not satisfied with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:

"Your product is not matching my requirements."

Smart Mother-in-law replies:

"Warranty expired, manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken. "

Have a nice day.

ninjumper · « **Reply #201 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:47 AM »

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It's definitely not working on me cause I'm not delusional and I very well know that they are not lions

girl, I am so sorry to tell you this but babe, you have to get your eyes tested

Niobe · « **Reply #202 on:** March 19, 2014, 04:56 AM »

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girl, I am so sorry to tell you this but babe, you have to get your eyes tested

boy, I just had my eyes checked and there's nothing wrong with them..maybe you should get your head or eyes examined

ninjumper · « **Reply #203 on:** March 19, 2014, 05:02 AM »

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boy, I just had my eyes checked and there's nothing wrong with them..maybe you should get your head or eyes examined

well, then I guess you are really not seeing the lions or looking at something else.

Niobe · « **Reply #204 on:** March 19, 2014, 05:05 AM »

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well, then I guess you are really not seeing the lions or looking at something else.

Well..my eyes were not deceiving me. Lions don't look like that

ninjumper · « **Reply #205 on:** March 19, 2014, 05:18 AM »

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Well..my eyes were not deceiving me. Lions don't look like that

like what, just describe what you see and we will establish IG its your eyes or my lions

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #206 on:** March 19, 2014, 06:28 PM »

Niobe · « **Reply #207 on:** March 19, 2014, 06:39 PM »

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #208 on:** March 19, 2014, 08:41 PM »

what did those computers do to both of you?

Niobe · « **Reply #209 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:25 PM »

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what did those computers do to both of you?

Well, think about those computers as my mobile

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #210 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:40 PM »

okay then that means that your mobiles are messing with you?

omg my brother just got my little sister to surrender her gun to him

now he's walking around with two guns feeling like a badass

Niobe · « **Reply #211 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:49 PM »

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okay then that means that your mobiles are messing with you?

omg my brother just got my little sister to surrender her gun to him now he's walking around with two guns feeling like a badass

Stop taunting me and take a pic already

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #212 on:** March 19, 2014, 09:54 PM »

haaha can't leaving

Niobe · « **Reply #213 on:** March 19, 2014, 10:22 PM »

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haaha can't leaving

Bad

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #214 on:** March 20, 2014, 05:43 PM »

Niobe · « **Reply #215 on:** March 20, 2014, 07:24 PM »

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #216 on:** March 20, 2014, 07:42 PM »

Niobe · « **Reply #217 on:** March 20, 2014, 07:54 PM »

*sigh*

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #218 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:01 PM »

i knew you'd give in

Niobe · « **Reply #219 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:05 PM »

I can't help myself..I'm your bid sister after all

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #220 on:** March 20, 2014, 08:21 PM »

then you're a good big sister

do you forgive as easily in RL?

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