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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2014, 12:35 AM »
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They did not allow it inside  :'(
OH! well then you can come out to meet your coffee pot :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2014, 12:39 AM »
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OH! well then you can come out to meet your coffee pot :P

Was not allowed to go out until the party ended  :'(
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2014, 12:47 AM »
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Was not allowed to go out until the party ended  :'(
poor you, didn't you keep a Tupperware filled with coffee in your bag ?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2014, 12:55 AM »
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poor you, didn't you keep a Tupperware filled with coffee in your bag ?
I had a pouch..not a bag. My phone even barely fits.
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2014, 01:14 AM »
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I had a pouch..not a bag. My phone even barely fits.
You should install something like this
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2014, 01:19 AM »
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You should install something like this
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I already have a coffee live wallpaper, laptop and phone at that  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2014, 01:30 AM »
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I already have a coffee live wallpaper, laptop and phone at that  :D
so, you didn't try to lick the phone screen
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2014, 01:31 AM »
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so, you didn't try to lick the phone screen

What? No...do you do that?  ???
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2014, 01:39 AM »
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What? No...do you do that?  ???
my phone is not water proof  :D :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2014, 05:39 AM »
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my phone is not water proof  :D :D

But you've tried it since you're suggesting it to me
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2014, 05:44 AM »
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But you've tried it since you're suggesting it to me
No My GF DID :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2014, 05:53 AM »
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No My GF DID :P

 :-\

You taught her to do that?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2014, 06:00 AM »
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:-\

You taught her to do that?
see, learned from my licking ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2014, 06:17 AM »
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see, learned from my licking ;)

 :-X

Poor girlfriend...you are totally corrupting her.
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2014, 06:18 AM »
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:-X

Poor girlfriend...you are totally corrupting her.
Why do you care, she loves it when and how i do it ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2014, 06:20 AM »
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Why do you care, she loves it when and how i do it ;)

I'm just concerned and it's just an opinion  ;)
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2014, 06:47 AM »
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I'm just concerned and it's just an opinion  ;)
oh, don't concern yourself with the naughty girl I have as gf.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2014, 06:57 AM »
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oh, don't concern yourself with the naughty girl I have as gf.

Alright  :P Good thing I don't know her then  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2014, 07:00 AM »
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Alright  :P Good thing I don't know her then  ;)
yes it is, otherwise you will be as naughty as she is ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2014, 07:20 AM »
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yes it is, otherwise you will be as naughty as she is ;)

Why would I be?   :P
 

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