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Offline Jelly

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Torn Rubber
« on: June 09, 2014, 04:41 PM »
A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived when the first man landed on the moon."
The son continued, "Why is my other sister named CornFlower?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived in a corn field."

"Why is big brother named ThunderingStorm?" he asked. She replied, "Because he was made during a storm."

The mother asked, "Why are you so curious, TornRubber?"
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2014, 04:06 AM »
Thanks for?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2014, 04:11 AM »
Praying for my soul  :-*
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2014, 07:07 AM »
It wasn't for you. I don't think your soul needs some praying up on. Do you even have a soul?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2014, 12:59 AM »
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It wasn't for you. I don't think your soul needs some praying up on. Do you even have a soul?
Okay, keep praying mam.

I don't know, how can i feel if i have a soul or not ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2014, 01:07 AM »
You are calling me ma'am?

Hmmm...do you have feelings?  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2014, 04:27 AM »
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You are calling me ma'am?

Hmmm...do you have feelings?  ;)
Yes, i call religious woman, a mam  :-*

How do i know if i have feelings or not ?

 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2014, 06:27 AM »
Do you feel anger or pain?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2014, 11:43 PM »
Pain i feel, anger i feel. but how do these feeling arise.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2014, 12:01 AM »
Am I your shrink now?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2014, 12:05 AM »
Did i promise to pay you for session ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2014, 12:15 AM »
Do you even have the capacity to pay for my services?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2014, 12:17 AM »
Sorry, i don't need your special kind of services ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2014, 12:22 AM »
You're just saying that cause you can't afford it.  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2014, 12:34 AM »
I can afford you and millions of like you, just have to go to DREAMLAND BANK  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2014, 12:39 AM »
Even in dreamland, I am priceless. Sorry.  :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #56 on: June 20, 2014, 12:40 AM »
You just don't know about my treasure
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2014, 12:44 AM »
Buried treasure?  Keep it buried.  :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2014, 01:04 AM »
Not buried, it is in my biggest vault that is about the size of India.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #59 on: June 20, 2014, 01:08 AM »
Pffftt..not enough. I didn't know you're poor.  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2014, 01:13 AM »
How did you know that, i am poor.
 

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