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Offline Jelly

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Torn Rubber
« on: June 09, 2014, 04:41 PM »
A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived when the first man landed on the moon."
The son continued, "Why is my other sister named CornFlower?"
The mother said, "Because she was conceived in a corn field."

"Why is big brother named ThunderingStorm?" he asked. She replied, "Because he was made during a storm."

The mother asked, "Why are you so curious, TornRubber?"
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2014, 12:26 AM »
 :D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2014, 02:45 AM »
 :D :D :D :D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2014, 02:13 PM »
 :D :D poor kid
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2014, 05:26 PM »
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:D :D poor kid

Yeah.why oh why... :D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2014, 09:32 PM »
that is a terrible name :D :D and what are they, Native americans?  :laugh:
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2014, 10:06 PM »
Possible..but still, I don't mind the other names  :P
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2014, 10:08 PM »
I like MoonChild  ^-^
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2014, 10:17 PM »
Me too..Okay, I'll be CornFlower  :D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2014, 10:21 PM »
you were conceived in a corn field? 8) 8) wouldn't that hurt  :D :D :D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2014, 10:25 PM »
Rather than torn rubber.  :D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2014, 10:42 PM »
awww, poor kid just think if you had that name  8) :cry:
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2014, 10:50 PM »
I'll change it of course  8)
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2014, 12:05 AM »
well doesn't it mean he was born because rubber was torn :P
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2014, 12:11 AM »
And you're explaining that to me?
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2014, 12:34 AM »
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And you're explaining that to me?
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Okay, i thought you didn't  >:D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2014, 12:39 AM »
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Okay, i thought you didn't  >:D

I did and it's a funny joke. Not like yours.  :P
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2014, 12:49 AM »
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I did and it's a funny joke. Not like yours.  :P
Mine are Funny too :P
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2014, 12:57 AM »
Funny and Lame are not synonymous  ;D
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Re: Torn Rubber
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2014, 01:00 AM »
Okay Mine are lame, So are you  :D
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