A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

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that is a creepy face

I love creepy smileys 

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are you a cat now?    Niobe! you're a cat!

from lollipop to cat? 

youre lollipop the cat

Hmmm...a lollipop shaped like a cat 

and don't forget the coffee flavor 

would you eat yourself ?

Oh my 

Now I'm a cannibal 

so you would?
  only if you get tempted then you're a cannibal 

she need to pick her legs first to eat first.

....because?

She can't use her legs to cut her legs, she needs hand to cut her body parts 

you've thought about this? Nin when were u planning on becoming a cannibal?

Haha
Id have thought u already had