A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

I know, i am on fire today

It shows 

OH! she gone dumb, do you think she is thinking of kissing Manuel and how will it feel ?

 

Hey loco...no talking about kisses.  Age issues 

not even kiss.
when did you had your first kiss, loca ?

Yes. No talks about kisses unless it's a cheek or forehead kiss.

Ain't telling.

Yes. No talks about kisses unless it's a cheek or forehead kiss.

Ain't telling.

Okay, how she feels her lipstick or lips will leave mark on his cheeks, forehead and even nose

Okay, how she feels her lipstick or lips will leave mark on his cheeks, forehead and even nose

 

At least you're keeping it PG 13 

At least you're keeping it PG 13 

you said keep it PG 13
when even PG 13 movie have snogging

  i just noticed your guys' quotes go together perfectly 

Like I said, long lost twin in an alternate world 

I feel like youre going to change it now that i pointed that out

Well, I am spontaneous. I sometimes say or type what comes to mind. 

so ive noticed