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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #401 on: March 31, 2014, 07:33 PM »
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:D :D :D :D ;D so ive noticed

Look how many pages now  :D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #402 on: March 31, 2014, 07:44 PM »
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Look how many pages now  :D
;D i wonder if nin will actually clear any of these threads  :D :D that he took part in hijacking
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #403 on: March 31, 2014, 07:57 PM »
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;D i wonder if nin will actually clear any of these threads  :D :D that he took part in hijacking

I don't think so..he has lots of stuff to do than scraping all of our convo  ;)
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« Reply #404 on: March 31, 2014, 08:03 PM »
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I don't think so..he has lots of stuff to do than scraping all of our convo  ;)
:D :D :D :D i wonder how long that would take   8)
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« Reply #405 on: March 31, 2014, 08:17 PM »
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:D :D :D :D i wonder how long that would take   8)

forever  :D :D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #406 on: March 31, 2014, 08:21 PM »
 :D since we will never stop posting  ;D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #407 on: March 31, 2014, 08:24 PM »
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:D since we will never stop posting  ;D

We just can't resist  ;) ;) ;)
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« Reply #408 on: March 31, 2014, 08:31 PM »
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We just can't resist  ;) ;) ;)
:D :D :D not possible especially with our hijacking addiction  ;)
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #409 on: March 31, 2014, 08:33 PM »
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:D :D :D not possible especially with our hijacking addiction  ;)

Hey..I'm not an addict..yet  :D :D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #410 on: April 01, 2014, 01:22 AM »
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;D i wonder if nin will actually clear any of these threads  :D :D that he took part in hijacking
I can do that, it will take just few click  to remove everything ;)
BUt as she said
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I don't think so..he has lots of stuff to do than scraping all of our convo  ;)
i have better things to do.
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« Reply #411 on: April 01, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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I can do that, it will take just few click  to remove everything ;)
BUt as she saidi have better things to do.

Right  :-*
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« Reply #412 on: April 01, 2014, 08:09 PM »
like look up grammar lectures  :D :D :D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #413 on: April 01, 2014, 09:08 PM »
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like look up grammar lectures  :D :D :D

Are you his first student?  :P
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #414 on: April 02, 2014, 12:37 AM »
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like look up grammar lectures  :D :D :D
i'm not good at usage of English myself.
But still, i don't like a language to be misused.
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« Reply #415 on: April 02, 2014, 01:03 AM »
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i'm not good at usage of English myself.
But still, i don't like a language to be misused.

:unamused:
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #416 on: April 02, 2014, 01:07 AM »
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:unamused:
Now, why are you unamused here ?
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« Reply #417 on: April 02, 2014, 01:34 AM »
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Now, why are you unamused here ?

That's my normal face. Should I rather be using this --->>  ;D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #418 on: April 02, 2014, 01:37 AM »
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That's my normal face. Should I rather be using this --->>  ;D
well, it is your face, you can set it in any way according to person you are talking to.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #419 on: April 02, 2014, 01:54 AM »
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well, it is your face, you can set it in any way according to person you are talking to.

It depends on the topic as well
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #420 on: April 02, 2014, 02:08 AM »
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It depends on the topic as well
OH! okay.
since i always get this :unamused: with me,i thought they were fixed for certain people.
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