A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

It most definitely does

It's cool if we can change our names for real without hassle.. 

I have no idea what i'd change my name to if it could be anything   

Yeah..I'm thinking it can't be quietgirlwiththebook 

spanish, tagalog, english, all languages in which you know how to say insults

Does she ?

Yeah..I'm thinking it can't be quietgirlwiththebook 

omg that would be hilarious though.

Does she ?

yes

loco ashley . yup suits him perfectly 

OH cookie 

Can't i fake suprise.
you two are talking faster than i can read 

Nope..you can't 

im so slow, i didn't realize what IKR meant until a couple of minutes  Ashley

 


Sorry 

Cookie, how does it feel to be alone in your jar

blissful

But you don't have books to read in that jar

but i have my thoughts 

and they are filled with Manuel only.