A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

Didn't you say this ?
well, i like that you trust with Sean's dog with me but i am not sure if i can take care of a Exotic pet of sean's

And you did say this ... I just answered to your statement.

you know you can spend a bit money and put him with other people who takes care of dog professionally.

Well, i am sure, i will be not third wheel, but i'm not a dog servant too
NO matter if you ask a favor or anything else.

We will let the subject drop then since there's no point. You refused to give me favors 

i didn't say Dog's Servant
I said Dog servant, a servant who tends to dogs need

Well, okay let's drop it.

As you say...

If you said DOG SERVANT then that means that you're a dog who is a servant 

That is something you have to explain to loco 

is that your nickname for him? 

Yes  Suits him right 

loco ashley . yup suits him perfectly 

DO you want me to call you bratinella or maldita? 

bratinella it is 

where did you come up with that?

It's a tagalog term for super brat 

spanish, tagalog, english, all languages in which you know how to say insults

It's not an insult 

fine it's a name one that i love

You'll always be Julia for me 

and you'll always be niobe, because you don't like the name Scarlett  which i really don't understand why

I like my name but niobe suits me, I think