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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #301 on: March 28, 2014, 05:04 AM »
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Don't worry, cactus don't need much water ;)

Yup, I know. You can be a camel too  :P
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #302 on: March 28, 2014, 05:08 AM »
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Yup, I know. You can be a camel too  :P
OH, you wanna ride me ;)
 

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« Reply #303 on: March 28, 2014, 05:23 AM »
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OH, you wanna ride me ;)

Will you let me fall?  :'(
 

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« Reply #304 on: March 28, 2014, 05:25 AM »
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Will you let me fall?  :'(
no, i won't, i'll carry you through the hot sweltering desert, till you reach your destination ;)
 

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« Reply #305 on: March 28, 2014, 05:39 AM »
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no, i won't, i'll carry you through the hot sweltering desert, till you reach your destination ;)

I don't believe you. You'll probably ditch me in the desert  >:(
 

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« Reply #306 on: March 28, 2014, 05:49 AM »
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I don't believe you. You'll probably ditch me in the desert  >:(
never, i won't you just stay hydrated, and i'll get you off at your destination.
 

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« Reply #307 on: March 28, 2014, 05:55 AM »
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never, i won't you just stay hydrated, and i'll get you off at your destination.

That's a lil creepy  :-\
 

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« Reply #308 on: March 28, 2014, 05:59 AM »
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That's a lil creepy  :-\
you don't want to cross the desert, so why did you came here.
 

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« Reply #309 on: March 28, 2014, 06:02 AM »
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you don't want to cross the desert, so why did you came here.

I was looking for someone
 

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« Reply #310 on: March 28, 2014, 06:12 AM »
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I was looking for someone
in desert, were you looking for a camel or cactus :P
 

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« Reply #311 on: March 28, 2014, 08:33 AM »
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in desert, were you looking for a camel or cactus :P

I'm looking for Sean. He is there for Photoshoot
 

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« Reply #312 on: March 28, 2014, 06:51 PM »
 :D How do you know where he is having his photoshoot   ???

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« Reply #313 on: March 28, 2014, 07:05 PM »
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:D How do you know where he is having his photoshoot   ???

Because he is my hubby  :P
 

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« Reply #314 on: March 28, 2014, 08:50 PM »
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Because he is my hubby  :P
Why wasnt I invited :, (

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« Reply #315 on: March 28, 2014, 09:04 PM »
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Why wasnt I invited :, (

You were with Manuel that time on a vacation. Don't you remember?  ;)
 

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« Reply #316 on: March 28, 2014, 09:10 PM »
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You were with Manuel that time on a vacation. Don't you remember?  ;)
;D oh yeah, that time when you and nin had that secret meeting

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« Reply #317 on: March 28, 2014, 09:13 PM »
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;D oh yeah, that time when you and nin had that secret meeting

Yes, we had a secret meeting about you and Manuel's vacation. We sabotaged it so you'll be stuck with each other for a month. How was it?  ;D
 

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« Reply #318 on: March 28, 2014, 09:24 PM »
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Yes, we had a secret meeting about you and Manuel's vacation. We sabotaged it so you'll be stuck with each other for a month. How was it?  ;D
Oh!  :) it was great especially when we went around town spying on you and Ashley taking a stroll around the park after a nice picnic together  ;D

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« Reply #319 on: March 28, 2014, 09:27 PM »
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Oh!  :) it was great especially when we went around town spying on you and Ashley taking a stroll around the park after a nice picnic together  ;D

Tskk...you didn't saw Sean then? Nin was their to take care of Sean's dog. We don't want to be interrupted so we had to bring Nin along to dogsit the puppies  ;D

I see you and Manuel were glued to each other the whole time  ;D
 

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« Reply #320 on: March 28, 2014, 09:33 PM »
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Tskk...you didn't saw Sean then? Nin was their to take care of Sean's dog. We don't want to be interrupted so we had to bring Nin along to dogsit the puppies  ;D

I see you and Manuel were glued to each other the whole time  ;D
that was only because there was only one pair of binoculars  :P with which we saw you and nin steal glances at one another  ;D

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