A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

yeah, i got it taken away when these weird green people came to me yesterday

Weird green people? Army of broccoli? 

more like an army of pea shooters. they threatened me with their gun unless i handed it over 

So you're the wallnut now? 

So you're the wallnut now? 

HA HA
this is cookie

See? No waist 

IKR, that's why i found it

I guess she likes being a wallnut. Therefore I'll be the pea shooter and you the flower 

i'm not flower is so girly.
can't i be cactus ?

there's no cactus..

God, it is the coolest plant

Want to be a rose?

rose is for beautiful woman

and you are...?

cactus

You live in the Sahara then?

Thar desert 

I see you love sands... And you can live without water 

Don't worry, cactus don't need much water