A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

Of course we were stealing glances. I was telling him to go away with the dog and leave us and Sean alone 

Really? You mean you're sharing binoculars meant he should be hugging you? 

No we took turns using the binoculars to spot Sean giving nin loving glances

Took turns? Then how come he's moving closer whenever it was your turn for the binocular

You got it wrong. Loco guy has some thing with my man for years. He is letting him down easy. 

Is that why i saw them blowing kisses?
and manuel just wanted to get away from the dog crap 

Are you sure it was Sean you're seeing? Maybe you're just imagining Manuel again when he does that to you in class 

we only have PE together and we are to busy participating to do that 

Now I know why you sometimes sport a sprained ankle. You're busy blowing kisses to Manuel you don't look where you're heading 

or it is because i don't want to run the mile

Of course we were stealing glances. I was telling him to go away with the dog and leave us and Sean alone 

Really? You mean you're sharing binoculars meant he should be hugging you? 

nice.

Sorry, to disappoint you. i would never dogsit, at least not for niobe.

and finally glad, Julia you are showing your feelings for manuel.

No we took turns using the binoculars to spot Sean giving nin loving glances

being friends doesn't mean i like to be paired with a dog and paraded as a third wheel.

Of course I won't pair you with a dog  I know you're not that desperate you'll resort to animals, dog at that.

You're not a third wheel and I asked that as a favor 

you know you can spend a bit money and put him with other people who takes care of dog professionally.

Well, i am sure, i will be not third wheel, but i'm not a dog servant too
NO matter if you ask a favor or anything else.

It's just for a couple of hours anyway 

I didn't say that you have to treat the dog as your master 
Okay..no favors ever. Glad that you make that clear, friend.

you said vacation

yeah, you treat a human as dog ?
 thank you 

Yes..we were vacationing India by your recommendation, btw

I treat dogs as friend. No servant or master thing between friends, right?

You're welcome 

OH! your five star suite doesn't allow dogs,so you left him to me.

And i don't treat dog as my master or my servant too.

I did not left him with you, it was just for a few hours. Leaving him with you by my definition would mean you taking care of him for the rest of the say.

Then where did the dog servant statement came from?