A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

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Yeah, now do you agree to be a pirate queen 

And the agreement stopped there

let's get back to hugging 

Okay (behave)

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yeah i was until you mashed your torso on mine.

And you were choking me 

no i wasn't i was busy roaming my hand on your back 

your hand was on my neck..suffocating me. I should have known..you're trying to kill me 

is your neck where woman have there hips ?

Are you that naive you don't know the difference between neck and hips?


Oooopssss....you are naive 

I know, but you  the distance, it varies with height of the girl

We were talking about the difference of neck and hips.  I don't see any issues with the height.  unless we are not talking bout human beings 

well, it depends with height the distance between neck and hips in human

what if there is no distance 

therefore, not human 

that means that I'm not a human

WHAT? 

didn't i tell you? I don't have a waist

WHAT?!
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