A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

well the position has been filled.
  and our?

Your sisters and I 

oh  i thought you were talking about nin

Me and him in one sentence? I don't think so 

woman can't stop talking about nin 

 

pfftt look at how we were talking about you

 

what?

Nothing 

it doesn't matter how
it mattered you talked about me 

Of course we love talking about you..you're the only guy (?) we can bash and won't get offended 

Of course we love talking about you..you're the only guy (?) we can bash and won't get offended 

OH! i am the only guy who let you make fun of himself
otherwise you know male ego

OH! i am the only guy who let you make fun of himself
otherwise you know male ego

so you're saying you don't have male ego?

i do but i also know, ego doesn't do any good to a person 

but it DOES give a person the confidence they need to be happy

Sure does, cookie

I thought you stopped that!