A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

all the psycho stalker says the same

Oh why...is that what you often say? 

you are unstalkable
so why would I say that

I'm not talking about me dummy. I was talking about other people you stalk 

who do I stalk ?
and how do you know who I stalk if you don't stalk me.
gotcha pretty girl

It ways trick question and you just fall right at it. 

I.didn't fall down into it.
you did.
now I'm glad someone is keeping tab on me.

Keeping tabs...you are hurting my feelings by thinking ill sunk that low.

oh, I didn't know you were in swamp.

Oh I'm not...you were little croc

oh look I'm so harmless come here and pet my mouth , I'll let you snuck your hand in my mouth *evilgrin*

Oh I don't know...when I see you I'd like to own a bag made of your skin.

you just have to ask, I'll peel it all away and send it to you.

 

Okay..now it just sounded gross 

Weird...who?

pfft.. who do you think?

ps leaving soon 

Awww...see you later 

I'M BACK!!!

  for like one hour 

And then you're gone again