A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

Just think of yourself in place of Britney
but more racy clothes or 

One word for you then "TOXIC"

that's hot too.

Just the word..not the video

niobe ! you shut him up

 

She can't shut me, up.
she likes it when i use my mouth 

And he strikes again

How many strikes here, i don't want my car to be impounded

I was talking about bowling dude 

I thought you were the sexy cop, who asked me to pull over

Sorry...the cop who asked you to pull over was a big muscular cop with tattoo. Messing up your fantasy? 

When did you took steroids and had a sex change operation ?

Poor you. Seeing me in every person you meet. You have to take your medication now. 

where did you put my medication, woman

Why you asking me? You were the one who last saw it...tsk...forgetful you 

hey, I gotta ask my maid, who seems to be you

Oh...I wonder what I be next? Your mother?

nin  seriously how many different times have you imagined niobe today?

Creepy isn't it?