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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2014, 03:15 AM »
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It means you keep using same thing  :ecomcity:
or you know all my jokes, you stalker
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #122 on: March 15, 2014, 03:17 AM »
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or you know all my jokes, you stalker

yeaaaaahhhhhhh rigggghhhhhhtttttt.....

Stalking you...like I have nothing better to do with my so called sad life  :D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #123 on: March 15, 2014, 03:23 AM »
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yeaaaaahhhhhhh rigggghhhhhhtttttt.....

Stalking you...like I have nothing better to do with my so called sad life  :D
when you get a crush on someone, you forget about time.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #124 on: March 15, 2014, 03:40 AM »
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when you get a crush on someone, you forget about time.

So you're saying I have a crush on you?  :wtf:
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #125 on: March 15, 2014, 03:48 AM »
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So you're saying I have a crush on you?  :wtf:
Isn't that possible, i'm a good guy.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #126 on: March 15, 2014, 03:50 AM »
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Isn't that possible, i'm a good guy.

You mean I have a crush on every good guy?  :shocked:
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #127 on: March 15, 2014, 05:00 AM »
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You mean I have a crush on every good guy?  :shocked:
NO a good guy with bad guy streak
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #128 on: March 15, 2014, 05:10 AM »
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NO a good guy with bad guy streak

And you know my preference how?  :-\
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #129 on: March 15, 2014, 05:15 AM »
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And you know my preference how?  :-\
Because you stalk me and have a crush for me, even if you don't know about it.
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #130 on: March 15, 2014, 05:26 AM »
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Because you stalk me and have a crush for me, even if you don't know about it.

Oh lemme think..so in this weird fantasy of yours do I kill you or myself in the end?
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #131 on: March 15, 2014, 05:31 AM »
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Oh lemme think..so in this weird fantasy of yours do I kill you or myself in the end?
No, you become my slave
Just like
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #132 on: March 15, 2014, 05:40 AM »

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No, you become my slave
Just like
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #133 on: March 15, 2014, 05:44 AM »
 :D :D :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #134 on: March 15, 2014, 05:49 AM »
 ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #135 on: March 15, 2014, 05:52 AM »
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;D
i'm still enjoying britney song, you are the one singing for me.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #136 on: March 15, 2014, 05:56 AM »
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i'm still enjoying britney song, you are the one singing for me.

As what Everly Brothers said..Dream..dream...dream boy  ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #137 on: March 15, 2014, 05:58 AM »
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As what Everly Brothers said..Dream..dream...dream boy  ;D
And yet he is not famous that Britney  :P
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #138 on: March 15, 2014, 06:01 AM »
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And yet he is not famous that Britney  :P

 ;D

They, not he....
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2014, 06:05 AM »
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;D

They, not he....
Okay they are not famous like britney with short clothes and racy clothes
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2014, 06:07 AM »
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Okay they are not famous like britney with short clothes and racy clothes

And?