A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

I Think you have a stalker 

Nothing to stalk really... 

cuz you won't let him

Well, I won't ever give stalkers permission to stalk me 

Rigggghhhtttt 

didn't even need to say the words.

  are you good at Kick-boxing or Karate or something in RL?

I tried taekwondo 

cool  do you still know the moves?

I was in grade school  Now I just take zumba classes 

that seems fun
ps dinner time 

Alright 

  right when i finished dinner the server went down.   

Yes but I would have message you in gmail if it was still down today.

cuz you won't let him

because, she is my friend and she do the stalking

because, she is my friend and she do the stalking

Yes, you are my friend that's why I know you would never ever stalk me. Red alert friend..you are not stalker worthy 

that's because I curtailed my online presence

Even if I were a stalker..still not stalking you