A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

Noooooo....

I'll be busy by then

Master of slacking you mean    But,s seriously...this is addicting   

  which part is addicting; the talking or the hijacking 

BOTH 


Always on a lookout of new thread/s to hijack 

just as long as there are people on it 

Humor section then 

good thing we're in the jokes section

Hey, at least we limit it to Humor, Introduction and game section 

i restrain myself enough to leave the Help sections alone

I wouldn't dare to hijack other business threads too 

thanks i didn't know that 

My pleasure to teach you stuff 

thank you,
you going to give me life lessons now? 

If you ask for it. 

uh...no thank you.
i get enough of that from my sister 

That's our job