A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

stopped what cookie ?

Cookie...I like that 

Cookie...I like that 

Hey, that's a name i just gave her.
you make your own 

Hey, that's a name i just gave her.
you make your own 

You wanna mess with me?

i wanna spank you but i can't

Please...not a kid like you. Why? Your parents still spank you whenever you get into trouble?

No, they don't they don't hit me or any kid of there

Then where did you get the idea of spanking...tsskkk...your parents will be very disappointed.

i doubt they will be disappointed seeing as how he talks  they kind of have to expect that

I'm a well behaved boy
and they don't know how I talk on internet

lucky them, Ashley 

Really are they ?
how are you cookie ?

yes they are lucky, otherwise im sure they would die of embarrassment 
Im fine Ashley, I've had a lot of projects this week but otherwise im fine.
how are you?

be good girl and focus on the projects and not on Guys

hey! i don't even think about guys... well, hardly ever. like i've said before they're not worth my time
and i AM a good girl that is why I was successful in making all of them perfect 
so yeah 

Yeah tell that to Manuel or the guy X

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