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Offline DarkGuyver

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Hi Everybody
« on: May 18, 2012, 06:27 AM »
Well, I've just relised that I've been a member of this forum for about a month now, and I haven't even bothered to introduce myself.  I know, I know how rude of me?

Well, better late than never!

Hi, I'm DarkGuyver and I'm an alcoholic.... HAHAHA just kidding.  I thought I would add a little humour to my introduction.

DarkGuyver, as some of you will probably relise from my screen name, I am a fan of the Guyver anime/manga francise. 

I found this forum, while searching for more Tess Gerritsen (yes, I watch Rizzoli & Isles) eBooks for my Sony PRS-350 eReader, which I got a couple of months ago.  But found a surprisingly large amount of books for my eReader, which I am honestly thankfull for.

Besides reading, I like watchin action, sci-fi, thriller movies and TV shows.  I'm a martial artist, I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Shotokan Karate, and I currently study Lin Kuei martial arts (a Chinese martial art, which is the ancester of Japanese Ninjitsu).  I'm a videogamer, I'm a fan of Street Fighter, Bayonetta, God Of War, Soul Calibur, House Of The Dead, and the Need For Speed games (in particular the Underground series, and Most Wanted).

I'm very knowledgable about computers so if you have any questions about computers or computer related problems post a topic and I will see what I can do for ya.  I'm also a technology nut, so any related technology discuss are game.

I hope to meet some new friends here and share some of my collection of eBooks which may be of interest to others.
 
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #501 on: April 17, 2013, 06:32 AM »
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ethnicity?  ???

Who cares?  :o

They want to know if you are hot! (for a guy to stare at you in the street it's either that or the polar opposite)

Then (if you are) 
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So true!!!!    :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #502 on: April 17, 2013, 07:06 AM »
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So true!!!!    :D :D :D :D :D

OH GOD!  You gals have waaaaay too much time on your hands.  I would recommend you read a book and stop wondering what I look like  ;D

Now, I know why most of the guys on PTS hide from you gals  ;D
 
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« Reply #503 on: April 17, 2013, 07:20 AM »
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OH GOD!  You gals have waaaaay too much time on your hands.  I would recommend you read a book and stop wondering what I look like  ;D

Now, I know why most of the guys on PTS hide from you gals  ;D

Wait. There GUYS on PTS?? :omg:

WHERE! WHERE!! COME OUT!

*looks here and there*

Oh. Just Philo and Butch. Mehhhhhhh. ::)
 

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« Reply #504 on: April 17, 2013, 07:24 AM »
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ethnicity?  ???

Who cares?  :o

They want to know if you are hot! (for a guy to stare at you in the street it's either that or the polar opposite)

Then (if you are) 
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 :D



rofl

Oh gosh I'm still laughing :D :D :D :D

I want in on that committee. :P
 

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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #505 on: April 17, 2013, 07:29 AM »
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OH GOD!  You gals have waaaaay too much time on your hands.  I would recommend you read a book and stop wondering what I look like  ;D

Now, I know why most of the guys on PTS hide from you gals  ;D

We HAVE been reading books ... that's why we want to know!  Our imagination has been kicked into gear!  :D :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #506 on: April 17, 2013, 07:37 AM »
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We HAVE been reading books ... that's why we want to know!  Our imagination has been kicked into gear!  :D :D :D :D :D :D

DG you do not want to know what kind of books :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Though I would really love to hear what your imagination brings forth ;D :p
 

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« Reply #507 on: April 17, 2013, 07:38 AM »
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DG you do not want to know what kind of books :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Though I would really love to hear what your imagination brings forth ;D :p

Lol ... it's probably tame compared to Blu, Asor, Rotty, Red, Loopy .... sheesh the list goes on and on!  :D  Love you guys!!!
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« Reply #508 on: April 17, 2013, 07:44 AM »
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OH GOD!  You gals have waaaaay too much time on your hands.  I would recommend you read a book and stop wondering what I look like  ;D

Now, I know why most of the guys on PTS hide from you gals  ;D

Don't play coy, You love the attention.  :)

Hands in the air *wave* *wave* *wave*
 

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« Reply #509 on: April 17, 2013, 07:46 AM »
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Don't play coy, You love the attention.  :)
:D :D :D :D  My inner vixen coming out .... right...... :o
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #510 on: April 17, 2013, 11:12 AM »
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DG you do not want to know what kind of books :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Though I would really love to hear what your imagination brings forth ;D :p

Tut, tut, tut, tut....  you gals probably read weird NOT ALLOWED books...  which is sooo wrong in so many ways
 

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« Reply #511 on: April 17, 2013, 01:09 PM »
No it was NOT the Banana Cream Pie.  The one in the ice box was a Lemon cream and pudding pie.  It just looked like banana because none of us were eating it since we all know who baked it and brought it over. 

I had made a NEW Banana cream pie from scratch when Drypen made the coconut cream and it is right in... WHERE IS  MY BANANA CREAM PIE?

$#%* it

 DRYPEN... THEY GOT MY BANANA CREAM PIE.

Leave my egg custard alone.  You can throw the Lemon Sponge at them.

$#%* Kids.
 
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #512 on: April 17, 2013, 02:05 PM »
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You know, I'm starting to get a really good idea of whos been talking about me behind my back for the past couple of months.  As I've had a very reliable source telling me, that a certain group of gals (probably all of you) have been speculating about my ethnicity.

Maybe I should ask Filouke to get you gals off my back  ;D
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1st off this (in red) honestly is not me.
2nd Really you think I am scared of Filo
3rd ever sense this post I have been imaging you talking in my ear in ANY accent. Even if it about cartoon armour  ;)

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Thanks, I will check them out.  Hopefully they have some based in Scotland  >:D

Last I would love to know what word got NOT ALLOWED here and most likely YES I read it  ;D
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Tut, tut, tut, tut....  you gals probably read weird NOT ALLOWED books...  which is sooo wrong in so many ways
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #513 on: April 17, 2013, 02:47 PM »
PSST.. DG?  She read it.  You should see the books she has under her bed. 
The bookstore:
ADULT BOOKS
ALL NUDE LIVE GIRLS
EXOTIC MOVIES
down at the truck stop should have such a collection.  Drypen fainted.. which is saying something...
 

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« Reply #514 on: April 17, 2013, 02:53 PM »
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PSST.. DG?  She read it.  You should see the books she has under her bed. 
The bookstore:
ADULT BOOKS
ALL NUDE LIVE GIRLS
EXOTIC MOVIES
down at the truck stop should have such a collection.  Drypen fainted.. which is saying something...

LMAO
YES
YES But it was ALL NUDE LIVE GUYS
& YES!!!!
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #515 on: April 17, 2013, 03:20 PM »
I always wondered why they had to put
ALL nude [um like nude isn't all?]
LIVE girls [you have places with dead ones?]
 

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« Reply #516 on: April 17, 2013, 03:24 PM »
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I always wondered why they had to put
ALL nude [um like nude isn't all?]
LIVE girls [you have places with dead ones?]

I never thought about that before but so true and a little worried about you that you thought that hard about it  :D :D
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #517 on: April 17, 2013, 03:25 PM »
I get paid to think.  It is one of the things I do well.
And I mean...
LIVE girls?  Really?

I mean... did some guy go in there and say "I wanna see a Nude Dead Girl with a sock on her left foot" or something?
 
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« Reply #518 on: April 17, 2013, 03:26 PM »
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I get paid to think.  It is one of the things I do well.
And I mean...
LIVE girls?  Really?

Well I wish I got paid to think about things like that  :P :D
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #519 on: April 17, 2013, 03:30 PM »
It's like the law in the one town in Ohio that you can be arrested for....

Kissing a Goat in public.

Now lets face it, you don't need a law if no one is NOT doing something.   You don't even need a law for a sprecific act  if only one person is doing it.  [I mean really... If Crazy George kisses his Goat in public, everyone is going to say "Oh that's crazy George" and go on about their business because everyone knows George is crazy]   You get a law when a LOT of people are doing the same thing and you have to control them.

There were a bunch of people in Ohio kissing goats in public in that town. :o
 
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #520 on: April 18, 2013, 01:28 AM »
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PSST.. DG?  She read it.  You should see the books she has under her bed. 
The bookstore:
ADULT BOOKS
ALL NUDE LIVE GIRLS
EXOTIC MOVIES
down at the truck stop should have such a collection.  Drypen fainted.. which is saying something...

 
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