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Offline DarkGuyver

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Hi Everybody
« on: May 18, 2012, 06:27 AM »
Well, I've just relised that I've been a member of this forum for about a month now, and I haven't even bothered to introduce myself.  I know, I know how rude of me?

Well, better late than never!

Hi, I'm DarkGuyver and I'm an alcoholic.... HAHAHA just kidding.  I thought I would add a little humour to my introduction.

DarkGuyver, as some of you will probably relise from my screen name, I am a fan of the Guyver anime/manga francise. 

I found this forum, while searching for more Tess Gerritsen (yes, I watch Rizzoli & Isles) eBooks for my Sony PRS-350 eReader, which I got a couple of months ago.  But found a surprisingly large amount of books for my eReader, which I am honestly thankfull for.

Besides reading, I like watchin action, sci-fi, thriller movies and TV shows.  I'm a martial artist, I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Shotokan Karate, and I currently study Lin Kuei martial arts (a Chinese martial art, which is the ancester of Japanese Ninjitsu).  I'm a videogamer, I'm a fan of Street Fighter, Bayonetta, God Of War, Soul Calibur, House Of The Dead, and the Need For Speed games (in particular the Underground series, and Most Wanted).

I'm very knowledgable about computers so if you have any questions about computers or computer related problems post a topic and I will see what I can do for ya.  I'm also a technology nut, so any related technology discuss are game.

I hope to meet some new friends here and share some of my collection of eBooks which may be of interest to others.
 
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #521 on: April 18, 2013, 01:29 AM »
*after shuddering because of those caterpillar pictures in the previous page :omg: (not the animated one)!!*
DG!!! you're responsible for assaulting my innocent eyes (:P) with such an eww pictures. :undecided:
:loudcry: it really made me freaked out in the middle of class because I happened to open it in lecture time

and after skipping to the next and next replies..

okay.. so.. what is it with kissing goat?  ::)  no one here actually wants to do that right?  :o
 

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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #522 on: April 18, 2013, 01:30 AM »
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« Reply #523 on: April 18, 2013, 01:33 AM »
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I get paid to think.  It is one of the things I do well.
And I mean...
LIVE girls?  Really?

I mean... did some guy go in there and say "I wanna see a Nude Dead Girl with a sock on her left foot" or something?

I say its because of necrophilia. Its a weird world out there. :o

They probably wanted to clarify that NO, they have NOT stolen unidentified nude (of course, under the white sheet) female bodies from the morgue :P
 
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« Reply #524 on: April 18, 2013, 01:36 AM »
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I say its because of necrophilia. Its a weird world out there. :o

They probably wanted to clarify that NO, they have NOT stolen unidentified nude (of course, under the white sheet) female bodies from the morgue :P

umm.. talking about mutilation?
 

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« Reply #525 on: April 18, 2013, 01:38 AM »
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umm.. talking about mutilation?

HI FERA! And sorry I thanked your post by mistake when I meant to click "quote"

No, necrophilia is
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incase you didnt know, and I wouldnt want you to Google it..sometimes it may reveal too much :laugh:
 

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« Reply #526 on: April 18, 2013, 01:43 AM »
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HI FERA! And sorry I thanked your post by mistake when I meant to click "quote"

No, necrophilia is
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incase you didnt know, and I wouldnt want you to Google it..sometimes it may reveal too much :laugh:
no worries :)

oh! I got it.. nope, I didn't get the chance to google it first because I assumed it was related to necromancer stuffs..
well, from your definition, it's pretty awful thing to do .__.
 
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #527 on: April 18, 2013, 01:46 AM »
OK, time to leave since you gals are starting to talk about necrophilia   :-\
« Last Edit: April 18, 2013, 06:59 AM by DarkGuyver »
 
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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #528 on: April 18, 2013, 01:47 AM »
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*after shuddering because of those caterpillar pictures in the previous page :omg: (not the animated one)!!*
DG!!! you're responsible for assaulting my innocent eyes (:P) with such an eww pictures. :undecided:
:loudcry: it really made me freaked out in the middle of class because I happened to open it in lecture time

and after skipping to the next and next replies..

okay.. so.. what is it with kissing goat?  ::)  no one here actually wants to do that right?  :o


That was not entirely my fault, I was just making a point  8)

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I'm really glad now that I don't post my pictures online  ;D
 
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« Reply #529 on: April 18, 2013, 01:51 AM »
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That was not entirely my fault, I was just making a point  8)
but the pictures is too big for real  ???
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I'm really glad now that I don't post my pictures online  ;D
Lucky you :P
 

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« Reply #530 on: April 18, 2013, 02:10 AM »
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but the pictures is too big for real  ???

Well, I couldn't find any pictures which are to scale...  8)

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Lucky you :P

Yes, indeed I am  :D
 

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Re: Hi Everybody
« Reply #531 on: April 18, 2013, 06:44 AM »
Boy, it's never a dull moment around here ... kissing goats, necrophilia, mutilation ... oh My!!!   :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #532 on: April 18, 2013, 07:02 AM »
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Boy, it's never a dull moment around here ... kissing goats, necrophilia, mutilation ... oh My!!!   :D :D :D :D

In my defense I was just telling Phil why I thought they used the word LIVE :P
 

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« Reply #533 on: April 18, 2013, 07:03 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #534 on: April 18, 2013, 07:08 AM »
Philo oh gosh, mass of people following goats.... :o

Now this is truly disgusting :

Brazilian Pastor arrested for convincing his followers his pen!s contained Holy Milk. :wtf:

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« Reply #535 on: April 18, 2013, 07:13 AM »
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Philo oh gosh, mass of people following goats.... :o

Now this is truly disgusting :

Brazilian Pastor arrested for convincing his followers his pen!s contained Holy Milk. :wtf:

Copy pasted an article....I'm giving you a warning :P
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OH MY GAWD!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  That's what I call creative ... but man, could someone not figure out what was going on the FIRST time he came up with that excuse!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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« Reply #536 on: April 18, 2013, 01:44 PM »
DG?  All I said was I didn't understand the sign and that there was a Law in Ohio to prevent you from kissing your goat in public.  The rest is all theirs.

And they think we guys talk dirty in a locker room.... :o
 

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« Reply #537 on: April 18, 2013, 01:46 PM »
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DG?  All I said was I didn't understand the sign and that there was a Law in Ohio to prevent you from kissing your goat in public.  The rest is all theirs.

And they think we guys talk dirty in a locker room.... :o

Oh trust me I know woman are dirtier than men. Even if the others don't admit it  ;D
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« Reply #538 on: April 18, 2013, 01:57 PM »
Our poor innocent virginal ears...  :o
 
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« Reply #539 on: April 18, 2013, 02:21 PM »
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Our poor innocent virginal ears...  :o

Philo, I thougt that you just studied them not that you believed in Santa claus Unicornes and others myths...
Hands in the air *wave* *wave* *wave*
 

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« Reply #540 on: April 18, 2013, 02:31 PM »
Compared to females, it appears men have innocent virginal ears...
I mean when you can shock the men's locker room silent....
 
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