I was referred to your page by a dear friend and I'm really excited to be here.   

Like Tea? You know I don't like tea. 

Not tea, something else Like MILK

I like fresh milk.

Straight from the Boobs of Cow/Buffalo/goat

Not the way you drink milk, silly. Fresh milk comes on cartoons here.

cartoons milk can't be fresh
go look at the meaning of fresh

Should I sue the milk company who labeled the product as "fresh" milk? 

Don't you think other people might have tried to do it ?

Do you want me to conduct a survey?

Sure why not.
if you could give me concrete data

How much do you expect to get ?

1 us dollar/ 1000 pages

okay how about double ?

How about you tell me, what you want ?

My services is not available anymore.

Okay, i won't ask for them