Taken from Fun and Games group in GR.

Person 1 posts a sentence, and the next person has to develop this sentence - but using Fortunately/Unfortunately at the beginning of every new sentence.
You can choose what to use - Fortunately/Unfortunately - as you wish 

Example
Person 1: I went to a bookstore today
Person 2: Fortunately, there were lots of new books in there!
Person 3: Unfortunately, all of them belonged in a genre I hate
Person 4: Unfortunately, although I was open for new reading opportunities - they were all pretty cheesy
Person 5: Fortunately, I've just finished a lengthy, high-level classic piece of literature, I needed something light and stupid to balance it
Person 6: Fortunately, I saw all of them were on sale! 60% off, wow!
Person 7: Fortunately, I quickly found a book I might love so I bought it right away
Person 8: Unfortunately, my teacher just saw me holding my brand new copy of "teenage love" and gave me this weird look. Awkward!
[...]

and so on. Fun, right?

I'll start:

Unfortunately, sex slave of her cats and dogs 

Fortunately that;s what she call her Lady part and boobs

Unfortunately, this time she was referring to the real cats and dogs.

fortunately he own male and female of cats and dogs to mate for niobe's cat and dog.

fortunately for Niobe he was obedient.

Fortunately, there was a prince who swept her off her feet. 

unfortunately he wasn't a cowboy   

Fortunately, he was training to be one 

unfortunately he didn't have the hat 

Fortunately, I bought him one 

unfortunately it doesn't fit him because his head is too big 

He's not an emoji

Fortunately, I made him a bigger hat.

unfortunately you can't knit or crochet 

Fortunately, I know a friend who can 

Fortunately, she has a weakness for chocolates and I gave her a bag full.

Unfortunately, rats ate all the chocolate

Fortunately, the rats were allergic to chocolates and they all die.