Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

granted but she is under a spell that only lasts .00003 seconds

I wish i dont forget each time to say my wish 

Granted but he can only say creepy words

I wish I could jump into some of my books

well at least i meet the author 

granted but hes terrible at it 

I wish i could wink perfectl

that definitely shows some character
haha gross

granted but only 2 years after each errand was needed to be done

I wish I had a fully functional bow and arrow

no fun 
granted but that dog never becomes house trained and it fights/bites every living thing

I wish I could go to one of my favs music concert this year and have tons of fun

pfft
aww, cheap shot 

Granted but you are mute 

I wish I had night vision 

your soul   
what can i say, i learned from the best     


granted but your kryptonite is your hair

I wish I could have a phone 

I already trade my soul...sorry. 

You don't have a phone?   

Granted but it is as the same size as you.

I wish I have a money tree.

For niobe's forgiveness? Why am i not surprised 
Of course not, im special remember 
haha well wouldn't that be fun.

granted but you had to water it with a pint of your own blood for 2 monies 

I wish my nails changed color depending on my mood 

depends on what you did 
eww

Granted but they you're allergic to them 

I wish I had Window seat 

I am always doing it for a good cause but she is stubborn like you 

Granted but it is located beside a boring wall.

I wish have lots of cars.

Sisters remember 
a wall is just a wall 

Granted but each one is rusted in every visible area

I wish I had bunch pillows to sleep on