Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

aww, loser
well, okay this wish wont be ruined 

I wish i could control time 

Granted But as you manipulate the time, Your weight increases twice it was. 

I wish i could get back to reading again.

I feel really bad for corrupting this one.

Granted but all the books you read won't hold your interest past the first few chapters.

I wish I could read (and remember) all the 40 (boring) documents I need to prepare quickly.

Granted, but those documents will be the ONLY you'll remember.

I wish i could always eat sweets without gaining weight.

Granted but you'll get sick everytime you have a taste of it.

I wish I have a photographic memory.

granted but you remember things you dont want to

i wish i could have blue eyes 

Granted but you can only see during the day.

I wish I can crawl on walls.

granted but you have eight legs and a hard exoskeleton 

i wish i could have a better english teacher 

Granted But he is lazy and alcoholic.

I wish it starts raining here already.

Granted but it starts raining frogs as a sign of the apocalypse.

I wish Fresno stayed 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round, crap its hot 

Granted but the pilot is blind and your private jet can only be driven by that pilot. 

I wish I'm home today. 

Granted But you Are Sick with Fever


I wish i could Act Beside Anne Hathway in Rated R Movie

Granted but you die in the first scene

I wish I had an eidetic memory

Granted, but to preserve the balance you get sucked into a black hole too.

I wish I had infinite money

Granted But it is all fake money 

I wish i can time travel

Granted but you will land in the middle of a disaster everytime you travel.

I wish I can stop the time.

Granted But the longer your stop time, the Faster your Age and your life become few years 

I wish i can Adapt to my Surroundings

Granted but the second you did you will be forced to move to a new scary place

I wish I can be a Barbie Doll