Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Granted all you need are good Massage which you can't have.

I wish I was with my Love right now

Granted But you will lose your passport and have to marry me 

I wish i could Wake up early everyday

Granted but after waking up for a few seconds, you'll just go back to sleep. 

I wish I can  with someone all day long.

Granted But you will wake up late next morning.

I wish i can Hear you sing a song.

Granted..in your dreams. 

I wish you're my childhood friend.

Granted But now you are my Girlfriend 

I wish you and me went to same College.

Granted, but it's a big college so we'll never meet.

I wish I don't have to sleep. 

Granted but you have your eyes always like this 


I wish We lived in same neighborhood.

Granted, but it's a big neighborhood and we live on opposite sides.

I wish it's my birthday tomorrow. 

Granted But You missed out on My birthday

I wish i could Be Jumper

The last time I checked, June 1 is still very much present on my calendar. 

Granted but you're a hot pink colored jumper (you're referring to jumper as sweater?  )

I wish Paul Walker is still alive. 

But you said tomorrow is your birthday and that mean skipping days to go there.

No i meant Jumper the movie or Book kind of power

Granted But he has a Spinal Cord Injury.

I wish Stephen Hawking was able Bodied

What I meant was changing my birthday to May 14.

I know of the movie but with wishes, you have to be specific. 

Granted but he'll be ordinary.

I wish I have wings.

OH! okay then it cool,

Granted But you have Wings like Tinkerbell, And they would not help you in flying

I wish i can Go to Mystical Land of Narnia.

granted but when you get there you turn into a rock and everyone steps on you 

i wish i could be part JUMPER 

Granted But your part Jumper Ability will only Jump the jumper body of your, not whole body 

I wish Could Try to Write a Short Story

granted but it is a children's book on how to protect yourself from certain people 

i wish i could be smarter

Granted you are smarter than Donkey 

I wish I could Wish which can never be cursed by you