Don't worry, i will can handle my money 

Granted but you will be eaten by a Lion 


I wish i could be that lion who eats you 

Granted but you can't use hair from your head


I wish i could Get a Pegasus

Granted but Edward cullen sucks it's blood 


I wish I could be a demi-god 

Psst, i am cool being Leo, don't want to be Percy or Jason 
Granted but every time you time travel you miss one of your body part   

i wish i could be a warlock

yipee
i can do it without Hermione.

granted But then you can never come out of water or go deep in water and you are stuck there chased by all the sharks in the world.


I wish i could Build my own Super computer

Granted But but you always Disappear and then forget about things and you tried it on your sister and your parents grounded you forever 

I wish i could Grant You a wish 

you know it would be impossible, as soon as you say that, i won't say wish granted because my mouth is my weapon

Granted But you live in paradise Hotels 

I wish i could Live in space

Granted but you need to be exercise for 2 hours with heavy weights

I wish i could sculpt A Famous Sculpture than David

Granted but soon you loose you ability to hear

I wish I could be A Assassin

Granted But you are Living Among the Aliens who have tentacles

I wish I could Find you and Kill you without and Buts