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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2014, 08:50 PM »
Nice one Booklover  :D
 

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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2014, 08:58 PM »
 :D :D :D what a nice mother

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2014, 09:56 PM »
 :D :D :D :D

now isn't it little pervert joke.
but if it was me it people would have complained
 

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2014, 10:02 PM »
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:D :D :D :D

now isn't it little pervert joke.
but if it was me it people would have complained

You going to cry now?  ::)
 
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2014, 10:16 PM »
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You going to cry now?  ::)
will you hug me if i do ;)
 

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2014, 10:17 PM »
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will you hug me if i do ;)

I don't usually hug big crybabies  ::)
 

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2014, 10:57 PM »
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I don't usually hug big crybabies  ::)
you used the word usually, that mean there is a chance, you will hug me  >:D
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2014, 11:01 PM »
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you used the word usually, that mean there is a chance, you will hug me  >:D

Oh usually refers to female crybabies...so unless you're a girl....
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2014, 11:07 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2014, 11:13 PM »
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Oh usually refers to female crybabies...so unless you're a girl....
Darn, i thought it was to cute dark skinned guys  :D :D
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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Darn, i thought it was to cute dark skinned guys  :D :D
honestly, my first thought was of a baby crying  :D :D

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2014, 11:28 PM »
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honestly, my first thought was of a baby crying  :D :D
why would you think of that, i know she will be a good mom.
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2014, 11:45 PM »
Well julia, i never have a problem cuddling cute lil babies

(And can u please tell we why this guy is in every thread? He is creeping me out)
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2014, 11:48 PM »
maybe he is following you around  :P well anyway youre gonna be stuck with him  ;D
because im leaving, good DAY (nin)  :-*

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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2014, 11:49 PM »
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Well julia, i never have a problem cuddling cute lil babies

(And can u please tell we why this guy is in every thread? He is creeping me out)
because i'm your boyfriend  :D
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2014, 11:53 PM »
Good night Julia  :-*

(And now I know..he's not just creepy..he's delusional too. I didn't know there are psych wards here  :-\)
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2014, 11:59 PM »
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Good night Julia  :-*

(And now I know..he's not just creepy..he's delusional too. I didn't know there are psych wards here  :-\)
Yes, there are psych ward here, how do you think we met  :D
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2014, 12:02 AM »
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Yes, there are psych ward here, how do you think we met  :D

I already called the nurses and they're going to take you back to your room (poor guy..must have not taken his meds today)
 

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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2014, 12:07 AM »
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I already called the nurses and they're going to take you back to your room (poor guy..must have not taken his meds today)
girl, we are in same ward just different room  :P
you come to my room and cuddle with me.
 

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