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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
 
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2014, 12:20 AM »
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girl, we are in same ward just different room  :P
you come to my room and cuddle with me.

Oh poor guy..stop chewing the chair. Yes,that's it..good boy..yes,sit down (darn it..where are the nurses. Clearly  this guy has some issuns)
 

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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2014, 12:22 AM »
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Oh poor guy..stop chewing the chair. Yes,that's it..good boy..yes,sit down (darn it..where are the nurses. Clearly  this guy has some issuns)
I'm your doctor and that is chewing gum.
you are hallucinating again.
nurse didn't someone gave her med.
time for injection ;)
 

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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2014, 12:41 AM »
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I'm your doctor and that is chewing gum.
you are hallucinating again.
nurse didn't someone gave her med.
time for injection ;)

Okay,i think you just stay put right there..

(Darn, now he is deluding he's a doctor. *Takes out phone* hello? Yes,please come here ASAP. He looks harmless but he is in some sort of personality crisis..yes,he thinks he's my boyfriend and then now my doctor..oh my God!!! He is barking now! Please HURRY UP!!)
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2014, 12:44 AM »
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Okay,i think you just stay put right there..

(Darn, now he is deluding he's a doctor. *Takes out phone* hello? Yes,please come here ASAP. He looks harmless but he is in some sort of personality crisis..yes,he thinks he's my boyfriend and then now my doctor..oh my God!!! He is barking now! Please HURRY UP!!)
Bend over miss, so i can give you the injection ;)  :D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2014, 04:44 AM »
(Geez..now, he is howling and looking at me like crazy...You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login)

 

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« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2014, 07:06 AM »
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(Geez..now, he is howling and looking at me like crazy...You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login)


OH! you look like a guy in real  ??? ???

RUN FOR HILLS
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2014, 07:51 AM »
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OH! you look like a guy in real  ??? ???

RUN FOR HILLS

(Oh my!!!  :o he's looking at the mirror now and he's shouting "Oh! You look like a guy in real  ??? ???..is he thinking he is a girl? Darn.. it's confirmed. He has a personality disorder. Maybe I should try to leave this room while he go and talk to himself in the mirror  :-\ )
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2014, 08:02 AM »
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(Oh my!!!  :o he's looking at the mirror now and he's shouting "Oh! You look like a guy in real  ??? ???..is he thinking he is a girl? Darn.. it's confirmed. He has a personality disorder. Maybe I should try to leave this room while he go and talk to himself in the mirror  :-\ )
You mean you are that Weird looking person ?

 

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« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2014, 08:06 AM »
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You mean you are that Weird looking person ?



Oh my!!!!! He is now talking in different language   :-\ *opening the door *
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2014, 01:33 PM »
OMG this thread is hysterical! :D :D :D
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends;
they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors,
and the most patient of teachers.
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2014, 03:16 PM »
Yeah, it always is when those two are around.....  :P

I swear, kids.... ::)
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2014, 07:09 PM »
 ;D yeah, kids.

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2014, 07:15 PM »
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Yeah, it always is when those two are around.....  :P

I swear, kids.... ::)

What?  ??? He started it  ;D
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2014, 07:17 PM »
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OMG this thread is hysterical! :D :D :D

Sorry for hijacking this thread Booker  :-*
 

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« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2014, 07:35 PM »
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What?  ??? He started it  ;D
:D :D :D
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Sorry for hijacking this thread Booker  :-*
isnt that what we do best  :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2014, 07:44 PM »
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:D :D :Disnt that what we do best  :D :D

Ssshhhh.. we just have to convince the thread owner to join us  :P
 

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« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2014, 07:47 PM »
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Ssshhhh.. we just have to convince the thread owner to join us  :P
:-X

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2014, 10:29 PM »
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OMG this thread is hysterical! :D :D :D
All, the girls think i'm funny   >:D
 

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« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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All, the girls think i'm funny   >:D

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
 

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« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2014, 10:49 PM »
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Yeah, it always is when those two are around.....  :P

I swear, kids.... ::)
Hey, you know, you enjoy when we start to pick on each other.
Just admit it :P

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What?  ??? He started it  ;D
and you played along :P

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;D yeah, kids.
What are you then a infant  ;D

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Sorry for hijacking this thread Booker  :-*
Keep hijacking
 

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