An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day. 

Oh let me guess.. it's located at imagination street, delusional village Fantasy city 

Nope.
i can't tell you the address as i don't want you come and find me there.

Definitely located in the lalala land 

IF it gets you out of my hair

What am I doing in your hair 

nothing

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what, you are shooting yourself 

It was meant for someone. Funny that he did not get it 

so he is a guy, your boyfriend ?

  i don't think niobe was talking about her BF

  BOOYAH! 

Bummer you're not yet allowed to drink 

hey i can drink virtually   

Okay..no swallowing 

Ill try ,  don't want to be getting drunk 

Besides, you'll be the designated driver so no getting drunk. I am expecting you to drive me home safely 

Yeah, she gets very drunk.
and BTW, niobe.
She ain't 16 so she can't drive, you cant her to end up in jail