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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2014, 05:15 AM »
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Dom soceity for Doms In India.
An Secret Society That come out with darkness

Oh let me guess.. it's located at imagination street, delusional village Fantasy city  :D
 
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« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2014, 05:22 AM »
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Oh let me guess.. it's located at imagination street, delusional village Fantasy city  :D
Nope.
i can't tell you the address as i don't want you come and find me there.
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2014, 05:26 AM »
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Nope.
i can't tell you the address as i don't want you come and find me there.

Definitely located in the lalala land  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2014, 05:31 AM »
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Definitely located in the lalala land  ;D
IF it gets you out of my hair
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2014, 05:34 AM »
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IF it gets you out of my hair

What am I doing in your hair  ???
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2014, 05:43 AM »
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What am I doing in your hair  ???
nothing
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2014, 05:44 AM »
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nothing

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Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2014, 12:01 AM »
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what, you are shooting yourself  :-X
 

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« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2014, 12:04 AM »
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what, you are shooting yourself  :-X

 ;D

It was meant for someone. Funny that he did not get it  ;)
 

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« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2014, 12:08 AM »
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;D

It was meant for someone. Funny that he did not get it  ;)
so he is a guy, your boyfriend ?
 

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« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2014, 12:10 AM »
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so he is a guy, your boyfriend ?

What? You interested in him?  ;D
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2014, 06:41 PM »
 :D i don't think niobe was talking about her BF

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« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2014, 09:08 PM »
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:D i don't think niobe was talking about her BF

 :word: fist bump
 

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« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2014, 09:16 PM »
 :word: BOOYAH!  :D

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« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2014, 09:19 PM »
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:word: BOOYAH!  :D

Bummer you're not yet allowed to drink  :singing
 

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« Reply #76 on: March 11, 2014, 09:37 PM »
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Bummer you're not yet allowed to drink  :singing
hey i can drink virtually  :D :D :D  :singing

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« Reply #77 on: March 11, 2014, 09:44 PM »
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hey i can drink virtually  :D :D :D  :singing

Okay..no swallowing  :D
 

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« Reply #78 on: March 11, 2014, 09:49 PM »
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Okay..no swallowing  :D
:D Ill try ,  :D :D don't want to be getting drunk 

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« Reply #79 on: March 11, 2014, 09:52 PM »
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:D Ill try ,  :D :D don't want to be getting drunk

Besides, you'll be the designated driver so no getting drunk. I am expecting you to drive me home safely  ;D
 

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« Reply #80 on: March 11, 2014, 09:56 PM »
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Besides, you'll be the designated driver so no getting drunk. I am expecting you to drive me home safely  ;D
Yeah, she gets very drunk.
and BTW, niobe.
She ain't 16 so she can't drive, you cant her to end up in jail :P
 

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