Catching up on all the chat since I was actually sleeping last night (and possibly a fair way into this morning...)

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login It's this one, I'm fairly sure. Creeps me the heck out, even if it's not actually an animal. I've seen some weird things in fic but this is definitely one of the weirdest!

LOL! There's fun kinky and then there's just plain weird.  Though in the beastiality's author's defense, it is on another planet & neither of them are human. 

Yeah, I don't know if I could read that kind of fic either...Even if it's on a different planet I think that one may stretch me a little too far. Don't know if I can go for the whole cat-like thing, from heat to toe...

I remember reading one fic where Edward was from another planet and not human, he did have a tail but I did read the whole thing through and wasn't squeaked out by it all, I think because I ended up putting it out of my mind plus I'm pretty sure the Edward was kind of adorable:

Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
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Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 30 - Words: 285,876 - Reviews: 2,754 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 08-14-11 - Published: 04-26-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5020988

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Anyone else read this?

I've read this. I really enjoyed it. In fact I think I read it as a WIP; it's one I've read since then too. I would recommend it, it's a good fic; great plot and well written.

Honey I have 1 hubby, 3 children, 2 son's-in-law, 3 grandchildren, 5 horses, 3 dogs and 2 cats. I'm already a full time cleaner-upper 

 

Haha. Well I don't have the Hubby or the children and their spouses (or grandkids! Which would in fact be impossible) but I do have 12 horses, 2 dogs and a puppy, one boyfriend, a little brother and the magpie that lives on the side fence. I can sympathise with you on the cleaning up front.

You know in fics, where Bella sees a naked Edward and can't say anything but 'hnnngh' and you always think 'as if!' Well, let's just say I now understand  Thank goodness you figured out how to display that gem, demaris.

It's good ah? Yeah, when I saw it I thought, "That one? That's for my ladies on PTS!"   Oh! Wait I have another one..PK you may regret giving me these instructions..Anyone ever wondered what Robs "sex face" might look like?

Seriously, what is that picture from, cause they didn't show that much skin in any of the Twilight movies I watched!

It's from Cosmopolis..

Google, here I come.....

It's good ah? Yeah, when I saw it I thought, "That one? That's for my ladies on PTS!"   Oh! Wait I have another one..PK you may regret giving me these instructions..Anyone ever wondered what Robs "sex face" might look like?

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No regrets if that's the results!

Good job - I'm proud of you. A+

They're both from Cosmopolis, I think. I know the first one is - I may have watched that scene once or twice...or many times...in slow motion...

I have seen it - perhaps on rdmickey's tumblr - as a slow motion gif too.

Damn my mobile phone and slackass Internet service! I can't go hunting!

Oh who am I kidding - I see the fingers..... sigh .....oh boy, where did that puddle come from??   

Don't forget the toes. Oh...the toes!!! I'm going to have to trawl back through my old posts to find that toe pic - remember the one with TWO Robs in bed, barefoot...

Oh dear, now I'm puddling!!!

Catching up on all the chat since I was actually sleeping last night (and possibly a fair way into this morning...)

Yeah, I don't know if I could read that kind of fic either...Even if it's on a different planet I think that one may stretch me a little too far. Don't know if I can go for the whole cat-like thing, from heat to toe...

I remember reading one fic where Edward was from another planet and not human, he did have a tail but I did read the whole thing through and wasn't squeaked out by it all, I think because I ended up putting it out of my mind plus I'm pretty sure the Edward was kind of adorable:

Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
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I've read this. I really enjoyed it. In fact I think I read it as a WIP; it's one I've read since then too. I would recommend it, it's a good fic; great plot and well written.
 

Haha. Well I don't have the Hubby or the children and their spouses (or grandkids! Which would in fact be impossible) but I do have 12 horses, 2 dogs and a puppy, one boyfriend, a little brother and the magpie that lives on the side fence. I can sympathise with you on the cleaning up front.

Isn't it nice when 1/2 the year you can just turn on the hose & hose everybody off. Wait you said no grandkids. Nevermind. 

OH Yeah.... that worked 

Sigh.... Hey, Drypen, what do you mean....not impressed?  It looks pretty good to me 

Oh who am I kidding - I see the fingers..... sigh .....oh boy, where did that puddle come from??   

Seriously? I know I'm old & all that but it's me that shrinking not the things I can see! I think?

/dead.

Why have I not done a google image search of Cosmopolis before now?!

Jesus christ, I just finished reading Barefoot in Texas! If you're not reading this you should 

She updates Mondays and Thursdays and it's complete on her end so no real waiting for chapters, Phew! I read each chapter and left a review. The only fic I did this for was EP. It's that good IMO.

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Ok, whenever I see Texas,I expect it to be a Jasper story, is it just me?

LOL, probably not but it's E/B

Ok, whenever I see Texas,I expect it to be a Jasper story, is it just me?

I do the same.  I did the same with Dusty.  Doesn't it sound like a cowboy Jasper name?!  I'm biased though because I like Jasper/Bella fics