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:iagree: :iagree:
Totally agree, she'd be great as Elena.  :)  ;)
Is that her name in the books, Elena? I haven't read them yet, just MOTU. Kim has that sultry sexiness about her. I'm glad they picked her!!
 
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Hey so I was hoping to get some suggestions for twifics.I'm looking for something like terms and conditions apply by nicos1/thesaintsmistress where Bella seems like abitch but softens up along the way. Kind of a lame description..but help me! :p
 
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Hey so I was hoping to get some suggestions for twifics.I'm looking for something like terms and conditions apply by nicos1/thesaintsmistress where Bella seems like abitch but softens up along the way. Kind of a lame description..but help me! :p

Maybe scrolling though these will help you find a story similar to the one you are talking about. I haven't read it, but I have read other stories where Bella is a bit bitchy and snarky in the beginning and changes.  Hope this helps you!  ^-^

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Is that her name in the books, Elena? I haven't read them yet, just MOTU. Kim has that sultry sexiness about her. I'm glad they picked her!!
As we've said before on here you there isn't many changes from the fic to pub'd version so you're not missing out on anything.  ;D Yeah, her name is Elena which just makes think of TVD.  :P


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As we've said before on here you there isn't many changes from the fic to pub'd version so you're not missing out on anything.  ;D Yeah, her name is Elena which just makes think of TVD.  :P


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 :D :D :D
My fav of "27 Signs You’re A Former “Twilight” Fangirl":

4. Every once in awhile, “Bella’s Lullaby” comes on when you’re listening to your iTunes on shuffle.

(And you don’t skip it.)

 
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I love this line..so true[spoiler][/“I fuckin’ hate teenage girls. They’re the worst type of human beings on the planet. It’s easier to reason with a stick of butter than a hormonal female teen.”

 Bliss, Chelle. “Enshrine.” Chelle Bliss, spoiler]
 
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As we've said before on here you there isn't many changes from the fic to pub'd version so you're not missing out on anything.  ;D Yeah, her name is Elena which just makes think of TVD.  :P


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Yep, that's so true. You noticed they only have pics of teens..lol. We are the die hard fan(actics)

Did you do the quiz below? I got 12/13 correct....lol
 
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Yep, that's so true. You noticed they only have pics of teens..lol. We are the die hard fan(actics)

Did you do the quiz below? I got 12/13 correct....lol

I got all 13 correct...I don't know if that is a good thing or not. ^-^
 
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:D :D :D
My fav of "27 Signs You’re A Former “Twilight” Fangirl":

4. Every once in awhile, “Bella’s Lullaby” comes on when you’re listening to your iTunes on shuffle.

(And you don’t skip it.)
"Bella's Lullaby", "Never Think" and "Let Me Sign" are my email notification sounds on my phone, I refuse to change them even now.  :D

I quite want one of those plaques (#3) to go outside my house, just wind the hubby up.  >:D >:D
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Yep, that's so true. You noticed they only have pics of teens..lol. We are the die hard fan(actics)

Did you do the quiz below? I got 12/13 correct....lol
I got the same as LL 13/13.  :dance:
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I love this line..so true[spoiler][/“I fuckin’ hate teenage girls. They’re the worst type of human beings on the planet. It’s easier to reason with a stick of butter than a hormonal female teen.”

 Bliss, Chelle. “Enshrine.” Chelle Bliss, spoiler]
That is such a great line and so true.  :P :P
I'm hopefully going to start this over the w/end. I love Chelle Bliss especially as she gave me city.  ;) :love:
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"Bella's Lullaby", "Never Think" and "Let Me Sign" are my email notification sounds on my phone, I refuse to change them even now.  :D

I quite want one of those plaques (#3) to go outside my house, just wind the hubby up.  >:D >:DI got the same as LL 13/13.  :dance:That is such a great line and so true.  :P :P
I'm hopefully going to start this over the w/end. I love Chelle Bliss especially as she gave me city.  ;) :love:
That plaque is def. a hard sell.
I missed the last one...the grad.theme..
Did you guys see Rob's new 'do....he got a perm for his new role... He's bringing sexy back...lol ..sorry JT
Love Chelle as well. I've been in a reading slump and was so happy to find this one.
What do the mean...."former" Twihards.....they must not know about us ( ty Beyoncé).
 
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« Reply #211 on: January 29, 2016, 08:39 PM »
As usual, I'm probably a day late and a dollar short, but I was just reading GinnyW 31's fic Coming to Terms (a 1NS/pregnancy fic that I enjoyed BTW) and saw her recommending the blog site You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login, home of The International House of FanFic. So imagine my disappointment in discovering this wonderful site, only to see they just posted their last entry earlier this month.  :'(

The up side is that their last entry lists a bunch of their favorite twifics of all time. I've read most of them, but a few were ones that I either hadn't heard of or that I had forgotten to read when I lost my TBR list. Anyway, it's a great farewell message that includes Ones That Changed Our Lives. You may want to check it out!
 
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High Heels & Hard Drives
By: Sarge's Girls  
A new job, a fresh start. Edward Cullen is the new IT tech at Volturi Magazine. A printer jam on the fourth floor his first day introduces him to Bella Swan, a gorgeous brunette with long legs, short skirt, and killer high heels. This new job could be more than he bargained for. If the payroll department doesn't kill him, the view on the 4th floor surely will. AH/Canon couples.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - [Edward, Bella] - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 1,046 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: Sep 21, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10706748 




On February 12, 2016, we will be removing High Heels & Hard Drives because we decided to edit the story and publish it on Amazon. You'll be able to find the ebook on Amazon on February 12 by searching for the title (High Heels & Hard Drives) or searching for one of our names: Jenny Rarden or Deb Rotuno. Any of the three will work.

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Oh wow! I really suck at being a twifan. Unless calendars count as posters.  But really?  They are all Rob. Not a Kristen or Taylor to be seen anywhere. 

Also, I didn't actually read the first book until BD came out. Though I picked it up at Costco in 2005 when it first came out.  Put it on the shelf and totally forgot about it.  And really really really hated Jake.

I do however have Edward Cullen action figures. Mint in package.  Though it is really hard not to take them out and make them do rude interesting things with my old Barbies that my sister recently found while cleaning out my parents garage.  (Let's just say Rock Star Barbie is very limber and has a short dress with no underwear - she's been eyeing BD Tuxward. Though Jean Jacketward from Eclipse is pretty hot too)  :D :D  :D :D :D
 >:D

And only 12 out of 13 on the quiz.   :P
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Just saw this:

High Heels & Hard Drives
By: Sarge's Girls  
A new job, a fresh start. Edward Cullen is the new IT tech at Volturi Magazine. A printer jam on the fourth floor his first day introduces him to Bella Swan, a gorgeous brunette with long legs, short skirt, and killer high heels. This new job could be more than he bargained for. If the payroll department doesn't kill him, the view on the 4th floor surely will. AH/Canon couples.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - [Edward, Bella] - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 1,046 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: Sep 21, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10706748 




On February 12, 2016, we will be removing High Heels & Hard Drives because we decided to edit the story and publish it on Amazon. You'll be able to find the ebook on Amazon on February 12 by searching for the title (High Heels & Hard Drives) or searching for one of our names: Jenny Rarden or Deb Rotuno. Any of the three will work.

Thank you for your continued support and love. We couldn't ask for better readers!

Jen & Deb
It is in my Google drive, though probably not the last chapter with the notice.  I heard JenRar had some medical issues recently, so she probably needs the money.  If it's not too much, I'll probably buy it to help support the cause.  ;)
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That plaque is def. a hard sell.
I missed the last one...the grad.theme..
Did you guys see Rob's new 'do....he got a perm for his new role... He's bringing sexy back...lol ..sorry JT
Love Chelle as well. I've been in a reading slump and was so happy to find this one.
What do the mean...."former" Twihards.....they must not know about us ( ty Beyoncé).
I'm so loving the references to my alter ego and JT.  :P :P :D :D

I showed the plaque to my hubby and hinted that there's only 32 days until my birthday, so you never know I might get it in the end anyway (that sounds so dirty, but you know what I mean  ;D).  ;) :P
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That plaque is def. a hard sell.
I missed the last one...the grad.theme..
Did you guys see Rob's new 'do....he got a perm for his new role... He's bringing sexy back...lol ..sorry JT
Love Chelle as well. I've been in a reading slump and was so happy to find this one.
What do the mean...."former" Twihards.....they must not know about us ( ty Beyoncé).

I haven't seen the new 'do. Any one have a link? I tried to Google it, but couldn't find anything.
 
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I haven't seen the new 'do. Any one have a link? I tried to Google it, but couldn't find anything.
I'm sure there's better pics out there but this is the most recent one I've seen.
[spoiler=putting under spoiler as leaving at original size, so you can get the full benefit of the pic; lol. :p] [/b]
 
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I'm sure there's better pics out there but this is the most recent one I've seen.
[spoiler=putting under spoiler as leaving at original size, so you can get the full benefit of the pic; lol. :p] [/b]

Thanks for posting that. It looks pretty good from what we can see in the pick.
 
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I haven't seen the new 'do. Any one have a link? I tried to Google it, but couldn't find anything.
I usually just go to Robsessed. They keep up with what he is doing.  It does look good. Soft waves. Not tight curls you normally associate with perms.
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I usually just go to Robsessed. They keep up with what he is doing.  It does look good. Soft waves. Not tight curls you normally associate with perms.

I'm surprised they never changed the name of "perm" because the term automatically brings up negative feelings. You know, everything from general unattractiveness to blatant horror. I winced when I first read Loopy's post. I used to get a perm religiously...and pair it with that clam-like double bangs thing. UGH. Not to mention crimping lemon into it and laying out in the sun...with baby oil...in Miami. Ahhh, the days before sense.
 
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