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Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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Yep - it's another of their ploys. There are a few way around it - if you use Mozilla, there is a add on that was mentioned here previously called Right2Click that allows you to copy and paste. In IE, you can still C&P, but you need to select everything on the page and copy using the keyboard (CTL+C) - that gives you everything on the page, which certainly won't be a deterrent for plagiarists!

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Please forgive my ignorance but could you please enlighten me about this "Copy & Paste" subject?  I've heard a lot about it for the last two weeks and I'm still unclear about it.  So FF.net has disabled the function "Copy & Paste" to TRY to prevent plagiarism (well good luck with that!).  For me, to C&P, I just need to highlight the paragraph I want to copy and paste it to a word document.  I can still do that so you are probably talking about a different 'kind' of C&P, right? 

   
 
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Yay! Just finished Sin & Innocence by drotuno. Really good as well  :) what a wonderful and exciting ride so far!

Taking a break to catch my breath from all the action though. Will look for a short book to "cleanse the palate" before starting Smoke & Mirrors.
Have you read these?  I think they'd all be a nice change of pace! 
FAP
Love In My Box
Puddle Jumping
The Practicum

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Hi , can anyone suggest good complete fanfic? I fell like I read everything on FF !! Maybe with an olderward or daddyward...
Ps: I'm new to this site sorry if the post don't come well.
Thanks  :-*
I'm thinking that a lot of people recommend the Real Life of EA Masen for daddyward.    I haven't read it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's the one where he is an author of schmexy books, right?
 
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Ladies

Please forgive my ignorance but could you please enlighten me about this "Copy & Paste" subject?  I've heard a lot about it for the last two weeks and I'm still unclear about it.  So FF.net has disabled the function "Copy & Paste" to TRY to prevent plagiarism (well good luck with that!).  For me, to C&P, I just need to highlight the paragraph I want to copy and paste it to a word document.  I can still do that so you are probably talking about a different 'kind' of C&P, right? 

 

No, you have it right, it depends on your browser, but with most browsers now, you can NOT highlight the paragraph and try to C&P anymore!

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I'm thinking that a lot of people recommend the Real Life of EA Masen for daddyward.    I haven't read it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's the one where he is an author of schmexy books, right?

Yeah, Real Life of EA Masen is another great daddyward. (yes, he's the author of sexy times in that one!)
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I missed you all during the week - and had nearly 20 pages to catch up on!

I'm still reading Grasping Darkness, and I must admit, after a rocky start, I have very much enjoyed it. About 80 pages to go (out of 900 pages!) and then the sequel, which is only 152 pages.

I finally watched BD Part 2 this week and have just caught the last 20 minutes again on repeat - I wouldn't say I loved the film, but it was better than I expected, but I love how they did the "curtain call" at the end. It was nice to see all of the characters again - even both Victorias - and I just love the song:

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I was also really impressed with the way they ended BD2.   I was kinda shocked by how beautiful it was actually.

About Grasping Darkness...   I wasn't hooked until 75% or so in, but then I loved it.   How about you?  Did it take you that long?
 
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Have you read these?  I think they'd all be a nice change of pace! 
FAP
Love In My Box
Puddle Jumping
The Practicum
I'm thinking that a lot of people recommend the Real Life of EA Masen for daddyward.    I haven't read it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's the one where he is an author of schmexy books, right?

Yep that the one, read it and loved it! You should give it a try :)
 
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No, you have it right, it depends on your browser, but with most browsers now, you can NOT highlight the paragraph and try to C&P anymore!

Thank you! I'm clear now.  I'd been thinking about some other features that I might not know about FF.net... 

Well, if that's one of the pitiful ways that FF.net can think of to prevent plagiarism - Good luck! 
 
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I don't think I ever got around to posting my thoughts on Sexy Silk.  If I did then please ignore this post.   LOL  :D
Really enjoyed this and loved that this wasn't the typical famous guy meets ordinary girl story.   She never lacked confidence and I liked that.   The story was very low on angst and high on the funnies & awh factor.     The voice of tulip and her inner monologue were a bit much to take at times, but if still funny (i skimmed some of the tulip talk LOL).    Anyway, thanks for the rec!  Oh and about the plot
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Yep that the one, read it and loved it! You should give it a try :)
I've had The Real Life of EA Masen on my list forever... I need to read it one of these days!
 
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Just back from a weeks vacation with no kids. Feels weird after all this time to be alone. I did good and hubs had my undivided attention the whole time. *wiggles eyebrows*

 I feel rejuvenated which I can say is hard with the hours I work. I made sure and even booked massages for both of us the day before we left.

 Spent a couple of hrs catching up here *mumbles darn chatty bunch*. I have spent awhile reading the last 35 pages which means I have less time to chat.  So 8 hrs until I have to get up and go back to work.

I pretty much have abandoned my laptop. When I work on one the hours I do at work, I grab my iPad at home. That means calibre hasn't been updated  in more than a year. I am really getting tired of ff.net. I have been asking if I really need it. I am going there less and less although I continually add more fics to follow/fav. Now how the heck am I gonna get my fics. *stomps feet like the children at ff*
 

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I don't think I ever got around to posting my thoughts on Sexy Silk.  If I did then please ignore this post.   LOL  :D
Really enjoyed this and loved that this wasn't the typical famous guy meets ordinary girl story.   She never lacked confidence and I liked that.   The story was very low on angst and high on the funnies & awh factor.     The voice of tulip and her inner monologue were a bit much to take at times, but if still funny (i skimmed some of the tulip talk LOL).    Anyway, thanks for the rec!  Oh and about the plot
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I've had The Real Life of EA Masen on my list forever... I need to read it one of these days!
Sexy Silk is one of my favorite funny stories. The Real Life? Is another.  That one will have you laughing so hard.  Seriously. if you want a good laugh - read it.  Everyone here who read it loved it.  And? It's not what you are expecting.  And maybe don't read it in public because people will thing you are crazy...
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Just back from a weeks vacation with no kids. Feels weird after all this time to be alone. I did good and hubs had my undivided attention the whole time. *wiggles eyebrows*

 I feel rejuvenated which I can say is hard with the hours I work. I made sure and even booked massages for both of us the day before we left.

 Spent a couple of hrs catching up here *mumbles darn chatty bunch*. I have spent awhile reading the last 35 pages which means I have less time to chat.  So 8 hrs until I have to get up and go back to work.

I pretty much have abandoned my laptop. When I work on one the hours I do at work, I grab my iPad at home. That means calibre hasn't been updated  in more than a year. I am really getting tired of ff.net. I have been asking if I really need it. I am going there less and less although I continually add more fics to follow/fav. Now how the heck am I gonna get my fics. *stomps feet like the children at ff*
I download almost everything that is B/E in epub now.  So it is likely, I will have it.  *mumbles something about making a deal in exchange for Robp0rn*

You can probably have Storymaster send you your favorites/follows also.  As long as you don't go too crazy? He's really nice.  :-[ ::) :confounded: :NeenerNeener:
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Have you read these?  I think they'd all be a nice change of pace! 
FAP
Love In My Box
Puddle Jumping
The Practicum
I'm thinking that a lot of people recommend the Real Life of EA Masen for daddyward.    I haven't read it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's the one where he is an author of schmexy books, right?

Yup, read all of those  :)
Real life of EA Masen is in my top 10 too. Loooved it!
Agree with Sexy Silk, one of the ones i really liked, might be in my top 20 (though haven't gone to actually rank that far, am only up to top 11  ;D)

I read 3 very short books last night (90-180 pages only) so am off to read Smoke & Mirrors now. It's a holiday today due to a local election. Have gone walking with hubs and my son, did my civic duty, had breakfast and it's only 9:30am. Looking forward to a day of reading  :)
 
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I download almost everything that is B/E in epub now.  So it is likely, I will have it.  *mumbles something about making a deal in exchange for Robp0rn*

You can probably have Storymaster send you your favorites/follows also.  As long as you don't go too crazy? He's really nice.  :-[ ::) :confounded: :NeenerNeener:

I saw that and almost squealed, but then I saw only the last 30 that were updated would be sent.  I have almost a 1000 !

Robp0rn? Always bb.





Because this was funny......

     

 
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No, you have it right, it depends on your browser, but with most browsers now, you can NOT highlight the paragraph and try to C&P anymore!

Yeah, Real Life of EA Masen is another great daddyward. (yes, he's the author of sexy times in that one!)

Her Awkwardly Yours is a WIP but hilarious with a teenage Edward and Bella.
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The no cutting and pasting is a new thing, apparently all of these new measures are to stop plagiarism.

Seriously people, are they for real. I'm a grown ass college educated woman and if I want to plagiarize something do they really think cut and paste will stop me or anyone else. I have refrained from commenting on this madness of this modern day burning of books but this has gone from the ridiculous to the sublime. Do we not have a rating system, just like the movies? I guarantee that the moralistic few are lonely as$ biatches who need to feel important and have convinced themselves that they are doing the world some good. Get up off your lazy as$es and go volunteer at a shelter somewhere. Go to a school and save some real live kids from real life trauma. I think these people lurk on sites like this to see how we try to circumvent their roadblocks and then go back to block what loopholes we find. You know, they are like vultures, prey on the weak.
They are probably hoarding all the "lemony" fics so they can get off on them.
Sorry, I'm rambling. His crap just pis$es me off.
Thank you for allowing me to vent.  I feel better.
 
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Finally got around to installing fanfiction downloader plug-in in Calibre. Successfully downloaded Suddenly by lyrical kris. It's quite slow compared to flag but beggars can't be choosers.  ;D

Simply hate that I now have to save the URLs of the recs here, email it to myself, open my PC and download the fic using calibre. Before I just did everything on my ipad and its instantly saved. I just wish ALL the authors move to other sites already where Flag works so I don't have to do it the "long way".

On another note, finally got around to changing my avatar. It's the same pic I use everywhere else so you'll know its me. Thanks to Astro's post a few months ago. I finally found out who is on that pic by uploading the pic in google images. Apparently, its Vanessa Minnillo's photo from Maxim (she's the wife of Nick Lachey). All these months, I thought it was Alicia Keys  :D
 
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stumbled on this pic. it is a breaking dawn part 1 honeymoon scene of R&K but I did get this scene in my edition of the movie. what about you all?
 
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just google Calibre - it's a free program.  Download & install.  Then get the ffdl plugin, download, unzip, & open my basic library (see link in the title post) install the count pages plugin & configure the plugins.

I think I forgot to mention that you should assign word & page columns using the count pages plugin.
The basic directions are also linked above.  I'm heading for bed but if you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them in the morning. :)

Thanks so much, Ellachanted!
 
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Have you read these?  I think they'd all be a nice change of pace! 
FAP
Love In My Box
Puddle Jumping
The Practicum
I'm thinking that a lot of people recommend the Real Life of EA Masen for daddyward.    I haven't read it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's the one where he is an author of schmexy books, right?

Do you have links or author's names for FAP and Puddle Jumping?  Much thanks!

After about a week of frustration trying to copy and paste on FF.net, I realized that I could still do it if I started the copying within either the header or the footer (the stuff above and below the actual text of the story itself).  So I can copy the whole thing into Word, and then just delete the extra data above and below the story.  I have a PC and use Internet Explorer, so this may not work for those using other operating systems.  Good luck!
 
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Beaches And Boardwalks/Enemy Rebound/Broken Angel
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Do you have links or author's names for FAP and Puddle Jumping?  Much thanks!


107yearoldvirgin is the author of FAP and Puddle Jumping. They should be in the index as they are pulled.

*timidly raises hand* I have to admit that I flounced The Real Life of E A Masen. Yes, I know, I know...*hangs head in shame* It was funny and well written, but somehow it was too much childrens' stuff for me. After a couple of chapters I was bored with all the teenager/parents interaction. Maybe I was simply not in the mood...

I finished The Mortal Instruments on Saturday and really, really loved it. Fell in love a little with Jamie Campbell Bower (he's not Rob, but still) and his singing and am now waiting for book 6 and the DVD since I didn't go to the movies to see the first movie.

After that I did 2 quick reads:

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Beaches and Boardwalks ยป by jaxon22 
I was broken. I was lost. He fixed me. I was found.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 10-19-13 - Published: 9-16-13

It was short and wonderful. And I really don't know what all the fuss was about. The author did get nasty reviews and was partially bullied because she didn't label the story with a pairing. So people could imagine anyone as the main character. Where's the problem? I don't get it. I pictured Bella in my head and never got the idea that this could be a slash story. But even then you couldn't tell. I really don't know why people have to cause soooo much drama. If they don't like it, why do they read it?

And then this:

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 addicted-to-romione-bedward  A New Moon spin-off. Tragedy strikes on the plane ride back from Italy and Bella is literally ripped from Edward. He'll find solace in Jacob's arms when his enemy imprints on him. (mpreg in the last 2 chapters. Can be skipped) FAGE Six Pack entry. Written for cloemarrie.Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - [Edward, Jacob] - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,170 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10-17-13 - Published: 10-16-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9771671 

At first I couldn't imagine Jacob imprinting on Edward.It was my first Edward/Jacob story (though not my first slash story) and I enjoyed it a lot. A quick read, very sweet, but also with humor, especially the interaction between Jacob and the other Cullens.

Yesterday I started the Angel series by drotuno:

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The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2199 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 6-13-09 - Edward, Bella - Complete

Has anybody read this? I'm not quite sure if I like it. I haven't read any spin off of Twilight for a long time now, maybe that's why I have some problems to get into it. It's well written and I think you can't ever fail with drotuno. We'll see...

I have now once again perfected my system for downloading fics and am content with it. Flagfic is appropriately replaced by storymaster or fanfictiondownloader depending if I'm at work or at home. And I satisfy my OCD with Calibre where I get all the great metadata and insert the pics from ff.net in order to have a nice cover.

Somebody here mentioned following the Reportable offense community. I thought about it too, but I don't want to be seen as follower there. So did anybody here really click on "Follow" and gets e-mails? I can't remember who said so, but the site displays 0 followers. I want to follow, but I don't want anybody to know my following....  :D
 

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Thanks so much for the author info, Oilily Sepperl!
 
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