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ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Here are some more.

Coming Attractions
By: BoysNBooksRBetter
Edward is a member of a popular BDSM club in Port Angeles and looking for a new submissive to perform scenes with there. Will Bella turn out to be everything he's looking for, or much more than he expected? Rated M for frequent lemons. BPOV and EPOV. Mature. All human.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Edward, Bella - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,013 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 795 - Updated: Oct 2, 2013 - Published: Jul 10, 2012 - Status: Complete - id: 8307150
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Full Exposure
By: BoysNBooksRBetter
Edward and Bella belong to an exclusive BDSM club in Port Angeles and have been dating for almost a year. What will happen when their D/s lifestyle is threatened with exposure? SEQUEL to Coming Attractions! BPOV and EPOV. All human, AU, rated M for Lemons.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,172 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 660 - Updated: Mar 19 - Published: Oct 2, 2013 - id: 9734063
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Full Exposure is a work in progress.

Thank you

I avoid FB for the most part, but I think that would be annoying. 

Edward'sEternal - you're missing out because I think you'd like those stories.  Just forget the blue eyes part - see the b in blue and think brown.  I think they're brown in the current WIP - cuz he just had a close encounter of the embarrassing kind with Esme and noticed the difference between Esme's eyes and Bella's.

Edit: Yep, just checked.  Bella's eyes are toffee colored in this one.

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My Heart My Home
By: Edward's Eternal
Edward Cullen, constantly in the spotlight, sought after British actor has had problems with his staff. He needs a new housekeeper. Bella, his manager's sister, is in a tight spot and needs a job. They meet … they talk … they bond. But how deep does the bond go? Can either of them figure it out? Will he realize what he already has?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,453 - Reviews: 4,084 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: Mar 21 - Published: Jan 4 - id: 9993980

Yes! I'm really liking this story. This is probably why I keep thinking I like her stories. LOL!  It's just every other one I start reading. Blue eyes. If she only says it once? I can forget it. But it does annoy me.

I've only tried one of her stories. The summaries look interesting, but I found the writing annoying. Maybe I should try another. If I remember correctly, the writing was juvenile. But I could be confusing her with another. It does happen

And Loopy? I still can't see you purposefully having naked sex with your hubby while his family stands around watching. Now forgetting to lock (or close) the door and they walk in? Or non-naked getting carried away? Maybe. 

I can't read jess2002. She annoys me so much and some of her stories really disturb me... I don't like her at all.


Edwards Eternal? I love her stories and I'm sure you would too! Ignore the eye color... 

I'm stuck.  I've been reading Clipped Wings and Inked Armor FOREVER (at least that's what it feels like).  Of course, it's so repetitive, that I run off and read a Kristen Ashley book or two to get away from it, which means it takes even LONGER to get through it.  I loved The Misapprehension of Bella Swan, but CW&IA is just so, so, so...meh!  I can't really recommend it unless you really like a whiney Edward and (really whiney) Bella who unrealistically expect the other person to magically fix all their issues, while clinging tenaciously to the belief that they are unlovable and worthless (oh, and that fabulous sex will cure everything, but steadfastly refuse to discuss any real issues with anyone).  If that's your gig, then you should love this story. 

I'm 3/5ths of the way through.  It's taken me months to get this far and all I really want to do is go back and read The Misapprehension of Bella Swan to wash the memory of this clusterfck out of my head. 

Sorry to those who LOVE CW&IA.  Feel free to ignore me or tell everyone what you loved about the story.

I felt this exact way about CWIA!  I felt like nothing ever happened and I read forever and ever...  I finally ended up flouncing with not all that much to go.

I avoid FB for the most part, but I think that would be annoying. 

Edward'sEternal - you're missing out because I think you'd like those stories.  Just forget the blue eyes part - see the b in blue and think brown.  I think they're brown in the current WIP - cuz he just had a close encounter of the embarrassing kind with Esme and noticed the difference between Esme's eyes and Bella's.

Edit: Yep, just checked.  Bella's eyes are toffee colored in this one.

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My Heart My Home
By: Edward's Eternal
Edward Cullen, constantly in the spotlight, sought after British actor has had problems with his staff. He needs a new housekeeper. Bella, his manager's sister, is in a tight spot and needs a job. They meet … they talk … they bond. But how deep does the bond go? Can either of them figure it out? Will he realize what he already has?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,453 - Reviews: 4,084 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: Mar 21 - Published: Jan 4 - id: 9993980

An actorward! and with Humor! My kind of story! 
Does she update religiously?
Off to look in fictionpad...

edit: Damn, either my searching sucks or she's really not on fictionpad. Must be fate, i will just wait for it to finish and grab it from Ella's fantabulous google drive.

Yep, she is on fictionpad but she has a different name there. On Fictionpad she is EternalE and here is the link You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

And yes, she updates usually twice per week.

Thanks Christag! Will put the story on alert...if she updates, will start reading a new WIP?!? 

BTW, you and newmoon21 aren't in the spreadsheet yet  Am sorry if i forgot to ask you guys:

Where are you from?
How tall are you?
What is your shoe size?
What is your bra size? 

Hmmmm, all this talk on CW&IA is convincing me to put it way down in my reading list. 

After months of not reading twifics, i ended up reading 2 very long ones...and luckily i enjoyed/am enjoying them.

After the 2,600+ page FD&KK, am now reading the 1,400+ page Training the Swan by ericastwilight and it is quite good so far (am at chapter 13), all EPOV:

“Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?”

So, Training the Swan sounds pretty good, and I was going to download it. Off to the index I went and found that the version there said old. Is there a new version that she is posting (or has finished posting) and is it any different from the original?

I'm stuck.  I've been reading Clipped Wings and Inked Armor FOREVER (at least that's what it feels like).  Of course, it's so repetitive, that I run off and read a Kristen Ashley book or two to get away from it, which means it takes even LONGER to get through it.  I loved The Misapprehension of Bella Swan, but CW&IA is just so, so, so...meh!  I can't really recommend it unless you really like a whiney Edward and (really whiney) Bella who unrealistically expect the other person to magically fix all their issues, while clinging tenaciously to the belief that they are unlovable and worthless (oh, and that fabulous sex will cure everything, but steadfastly refuse to discuss any real issues with anyone).  If that's your gig, then you should love this story. 

I'm 3/5ths of the way through.  It's taken me months to get this far and all I really want to do is go back and read The Misapprehension of Bella Swan to wash the memory of this clusterfck out of my head. 

Sorry to those who LOVE CW&IA.  Feel free to ignore me or tell everyone what you loved about the story.

You are braver than I was when I first started reading this.....I just gave up ..what is that 4-5 chapters in? One of two fic I've ever flounced (yes I keep repeating that because I'm proud  )

So I'm reading Real Women Have Curves by Truefan (I'd paste the link but I got it off Twilighted and I can't remember my login). And while the writing is pretty bleh and at times slightly immature I'm ploughing ahead to see how this issue is handled; as 99% of Bellas are typically skinny I thought it'd be nice to read something different (I'm all for the mixing up of physical characteristics in these characters). Well, I'm slightly perturbed...You see Edward is attracted to Bella not because he see this great girl regardless of size but because he's, in the words of the author 'a chubby chaser' a fact of which he is pretty ashamed of; it's his 'dirty' secret.'Hi, my name is Edward Cullen and I don't like to skinny dip, I like to chunky dunk?' Now tell me, am I crazy or is this worse than having a story in which 'fat' Bella slims down to fit in? The idea that Edward has to have a weird kink in order to be with a fat Bella is just...well, let me speak plainly, fcking idiotic. And it has pissed me right off...And fck it, I can't flounce! I want to report this story to Trading Standards for false advertising, the title makes you thing this author is writing in celebration of curves but honestly I think there is some hidden issues going on here that can only be a reflection of the author's view point, and it doesn't scream 'positive!'

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I don't know how different the repost is, but one important characteristic is the original version was not complete and this one is.

thanks that's what I was wondering

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Hey guys
Any suggestions for good BDSM fanfics ?
With Domward ?

Love those

Thanks in advance 

Here are some more.

Coming Attractions
By: BoysNBooksRBetter
Edward is a member of a popular BDSM club in Port Angeles and looking for a new submissive to perform scenes with there. Will Bella turn out to be everything he's looking for, or much more than he expected? Rated M for frequent lemons. BPOV and EPOV. Mature. All human.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Edward, Bella - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,013 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 795 - Updated: Oct 2, 2013 - Published: Jul 10, 2012 - Status: Complete - id: 8307150
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Full Exposure
By: BoysNBooksRBetter
Edward and Bella belong to an exclusive BDSM club in Port Angeles and have been dating for almost a year. What will happen when their D/s lifestyle is threatened with exposure? SEQUEL to Coming Attractions! BPOV and EPOV. All human, AU, rated M for Lemons.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,172 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 660 - Updated: Mar 19 - Published: Oct 2, 2013 - id: 9734063
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Full Exposure is a work in progress.

OK    somebody else has too been little devil on theirs shoulder, when you have
looking something to read.   

I have too read “a little naughty “      books.   

OMG!!  But Dom’s those books        Especially Master   

My socks have been the rotation of my legs.   


 


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