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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline Loopy

Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5761 on: April 25, 2014, 09:31 AM »
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I just been forced to sit while two colleagues discussed, for a 45 minutes, the 'Best Way To Make a Bacon Butty" more specifically where to put the ketchup; whether it is best squirted directly on the bacon or spread on the bread.... :banghead: :021: I thought it best to come spend some time on here before I  :violent-smiley-007: someone!  ::)

Yippee! FINALLY! Thank you Loopy! Jut what I needed, a good ol' snort/laugh!  :-*
So..... what is the best way to make a bacon butty?  :P
I'm still kinda chortling over it now I've re-read it in your reply.  :D :D
 

Offline DeDe's Over It.

Counselor
« Reply #5762 on: April 25, 2014, 10:03 AM »
When all else fails thank god for Counselor! She never disappoints does she?!...I'm reading Look How You Turned Out and I'm laughing so hard at only 4 chapters in...

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Lol I'm into jerkward right now and who's a bigger jerk than a cheating asshole.

I forgot about this one All Cried Out by Hannah81 You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login It was apparently written as an angst prompt so of course instead of actually talking to your wife, the most logical thing to do is to hang out with her best friend *ROLLS EYES* It has a HEA for Bella and Edward, although my HEA would have been for him to kick rocks.

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Hi! I am putting some older fics in my Calibre tonight and I need a little help if anyone happens to have the summaries and at least the genre for these fics. I hate to have them blank if I can help it when I am saving them there. It makes it easier for me to know what I have on file. Thank you :88:


Seducing Edward by Ooohalaaa
Add It Up by Lion in the Land

IDK if there's an actual summary in the PDF, but my summary for Add It Up would be "AH College Fic. Bella and Edward are good friends at one point. Watch as they make a mess of their friendship and fumble through love as they proceed to date everyone but each other until eleventh hour. Dumbest fictional Edward."
 

Offline Loopy

Re: Counselor
« Reply #5764 on: April 25, 2014, 10:14 AM »
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When all else fails thank god for Counselor! She never disappoints does she?!...I'm reading Look How You Turned Out and I'm laughing so hard at only 4 chapters in...

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You're so right hun, Counselor is definitely a go-to when there's nothing else to read.
I've not got around to LHYTO yet, so that is so gonna be next on my TBR.
I'm loving that she has switched to EPOV now in My Ex-Con though.  :cheer: :dance:
 
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Re: Counselor
« Reply #5765 on: April 25, 2014, 10:19 AM »
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You're so right hun, Counselor is definitely a go-to when there's nothing else to read.
I've not got around to LHYTO yet, so that is so gonna be next on my TBR.
I'm loving that she has switched to EPOV now in My Ex-Con though.  :cheer: :dance:

OH MY GUH. I love Look How You Turned Out. I actually re-read it for the 2nd time the other night while I was trying to console myself over the fact that I went ahead and read My Ex-con and it's not complete  :'( That Edward is so great and I honestly would not be surprised if they're writing these chapters the day they post them. He/She is a machine!
 
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Offline DeDe's Over It.

Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5766 on: April 25, 2014, 10:33 AM »
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So..... what is the best way to make a bacon butty?  :P
I'm still kinda chortling over it now I've re-read it in your reply.  :D :D
F@ck if I know! More to the point who f@cking cares! :o  Stupid bints.... :D :D

I have to admit that I had to re-read it even after you made the point just in case it was our imagination!  :D :D

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IDK if there's an actual summary in the PDF, but my summary for Add It Up would be "AH College Fic. Bella and Edward are good friends at one point. Watch as they make a mess of their friendship and fumble through love as they proceed to date everyone but each other until eleventh hour. Dumbest fictional Edward."

That sounds about right, but I'd go further and say "no one should read it"!  :D

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You're so right hun, Counselor is definitely a go-to when there's nothing else to read.
I've not got around to LHYTO yet, so that is so gonna be next on my TBR.
I'm loving that she has switched to EPOV now in My Ex-Con though.  :cheer: :dance:

Your reading a WIP?! Brave Loopy, real Brave  ???

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OH MY GUH. I love Look How You Turned Out. I actually re-read it for the 2nd time the other night while I was trying to console myself over the fact that I went ahead and read My Ex-con and it's not complete  :'( That Edward is so great and I honestly would not be surprised if they're writing these chapters the day they post them. He/She is a machine!

She really is! Like, she finishes a story and bam! A week later she's started a new one...It great for us reader but how the hell does she find the time..she updates fairly regularly too, doesn't she? 
 
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Offline Loopy

Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5767 on: April 25, 2014, 10:44 AM »
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F@ck if I know! More to the point who f@cking cares! :o  Stupid bints.... :D :D

I have to admit that I had to re-read it even after you made the point just in case it was our imagination!  :D :D

Your reading a WIP?! Brave Loopy, real Brave  ???
I work with peeps like that , but at 3am if the conversations aren't about peens (depends whose working of course  ;)) it's about how to make the best bloody casserole, my answer is always the same "You get the hubby to make it!"  :P :P

That's why I had to go back and re-read it as I'm always thinking of that so I've missed read so many things cos of it.  :D :D

I wouldn't say brave, I'd say stupid as I'm reading several WIPs properly and skimming about 40.  :o :o
 

Offline DeDe's Over It.

Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5768 on: April 25, 2014, 10:52 AM »
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I work with peeps like that , but at 3am if the conversations aren't about peens (depends whose working of course  ;)) it's about how to make the best bloody casserole, my answer is always the same "You get the hubby to make it!"  :P :P

That's why I had to go back and re-read it as I'm always thinking of that so I've missed read so many things cos of it.  :D :D

I wouldn't say brave, I'd say stupid as I'm reading several WIPs properly and skimming about 40.  :o :o

So, imagine f*ing bacon butties last thing on a Friday afternoon.... >:D  :D 

Any good WIPs that I should keep my eye on?
 
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Offline super creep

Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5769 on: April 25, 2014, 11:14 AM »
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That sounds about right, but I'd go further and say "no one should read it"!  :D
 

Pretty sure I saw it mentioned somewhere on the net and then found it here. The lack of summary is probably what made me keep reading and the first few chapters weren't bad, until Edward came up with that dumb arrangement and then Bella had a pretty dumb idea of her own in how Edward could repay her for her assistance...

The PUBLISHED summary is even worse
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Jennifer Whitney was the last American virgin. At least that’s what she felt like in 1986 as she began her sophomore year at Central Illinois University. She was proud of her decision to wait for the right guy, and yet she was getting restless. It seemed like everyone around her was doing it... and having fun doing it, too. She didn’t want to become the campus slut or anything, but surely there was a difference between a trashy skank and a nice girl with a little experience. Perhaps it was time to stop relying on fate to guide her and instead take matters into her own hands. And with that realization, Jen decided to find “the one” and lose her virginity, although not necessarily in that order...

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The reviews for it make it seem like it was some funny coming of age novel. I didn't get that, at all. This was more like if someone took all the anguish from an 80's teen movie where the girl is treated like crap for most of the film and then tries to write a story about it.
 

Offline DeDe's Over It.

Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5770 on: April 25, 2014, 11:23 AM »
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Pretty sure I saw it mentioned somewhere on the net and then found it here. The lack of summary is probably what made me keep reading and the first few chapters weren't bad, until Edward came up with that dumb arrangement and then Bella had a pretty dumb idea of her own in how Edward could repay her for her assistance...

The PUBLISHED summary is even worse
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The reviews for it make it seem like it was some funny coming of age novel. I didn't get that, at all. This was more like if someone took all the anguish from an 80's teen movie where the girl is treated like crap for most of the film and then tries to write a story about it.

Wait. Let me get this straight. Add It Up has been published as Three Daves? Jesus! This is a prime example as to why I have deep misgivings around the 'self' publish phenomenon; at lot of :poo: gets through the cracks ( pardon the pun :D)... those reviews bare no similarity to the fic I read ( someone compared it to The Notebook, WTF!), maybe she re-wrote it substantially?  Ladies do not pay any attention to the published summary, that is not Add It Up, Super Creep's summary is spot on!
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Offline Thoughts

I have a lot to look for because people have been asking me:

1. Could you help me out by recommending some fics along the lines of when Bella realizes how much she's hurting Edward by being friends with Jacb so she decides to change her relationship or cut ties with Jacob to show her complete love and dedication towards Edward? Or stories along the lines of the vampire mating connection? Many thanks!

2. Do you guys know of any fics where Edward or Bella or both are spies? Except for Isis and the Gravity Series?

3. Recently I've been looking for fics where E and B are in an on again off again kind of relationship but I couldn't find anything. Maybe you know some?

4. do you have any recs for B/E one shots, set any time but that like go along with the plot of the books (aren't au)? :)

5. I was wondering if there were any good fanfiction a that revolve around the vampire mating connection, or where Edward and Bella are mates, that you could recommend me?

Thank you!
 
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I have a lot to look for because people have been asking me:

1. Could you help me out by recommending some fics along the lines of when Bella realizes how much she's hurting Edward by being friends with Jacb so she decides to change her relationship or cut ties with Jacob to show her complete love and dedication towards Edward? Or stories along the lines of the vampire mating connection? Many thanks!


The first story that comes to my mind is

Title:   Atlas Shrugged
Authors:   delusionalimperialist
Tags:   Angst, Bella, Completed, Edward, FanFiction, Romance, Twilight

Bella's betrayal with Jacob is the final straw to make Edward stumble. Now she has to find the strength to put him back together and face the consequences of her actions. Begins after the kiss in the woods with Jacob. Eclipse AU. E/B

Should be in the index...
 

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So, imagine f*ing bacon butties last thing on a Friday afternoon.... >:D  :D 


By 9 o'clock this morning I'd found out what my colleagues do or don't sleep in!!   :o

The conversation deteriorated from there.  It must be a Friday thing.
 

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I have a lot to look for because people have been asking me:

1. Could you help me out by recommending some fics along the lines of when Bella realizes how much she's hurting Edward by being friends with Jacb so she decides to change her relationship or cut ties with Jacob to show her complete love and dedication towards Edward? Or stories along the lines of the vampire mating connection? Many thanks!

2. Do you guys know of any fics where Edward or Bella or both are spies? Except for Isis and the Gravity Series?

3. Recently I've been looking for fics where E and B are in an on again off again kind of relationship but I couldn't find anything. Maybe you know some?

4. do you have any recs for B/E one shots, set any time but that like go along with the plot of the books (aren't au)? :)

5. I was wondering if there were any good fanfiction a that revolve around the vampire mating connection, or where Edward and Bella are mates, that you could recommend me?

Thank you!


The Mating Connection
By: WitchyVampireGirl
Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever? M for poss lemons
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 43 - Words: 198,989 - Reviews: 2,466 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 778 - Updated: Dec 23, 2011 - Published: Apr 17, 2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6913926
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I was just reading through all the days posts and I realized, we should probably be more careful with how we use the word "jerkward"  :P

And am I the only one whose mind went right into the gutter with the comment "f*cking bacon butties" and then whose mind took it even worse when they wanted to know where to put the ketchup? I was seriously waiting for Loopy to suggest IN the bacon  ;D

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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Re: Hats and Soup
« Reply #5776 on: April 25, 2014, 03:10 PM »
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I just been forced to sit while two colleagues discussed, for a 45 minutes, the 'Best Way To Make a Bacon Butty" more specifically where to put the ketchup; whether it is best squirted directly on the bacon or spread on the bread.... :banghead: :021: I thought it best to come spend some time on here before I  :violent-smiley-007: someone!  ::)

Yellowglue is my David Koresh, I drank the Kool Aid and no amount of interventions have worked  :D
David Koresh!  You seriously crack me up.     Now I'm afraid to start one of her fics!  What if it leads me to Dusty?  My fragile mind can't handle that level of angst.  I'm tore up just thinking about how bad it affected all you guys.

Where are you from again?  What the heck is a Bacon Butty?

I'm half way through Suddenly by LyricalKris and so far I like it...  Good stuff! 
 
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Where's Demaris and Loopy??? I bring good news...Fassy will be on with Graham Norton next week.  :)
 
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Where's Demaris and Loopy??? I bring good news...Fassy will be on with Graham Norton next week.  :)

Don't forget Hugh Jackman!

EDIT and James Mc Avoy not that he appeals to everyone.
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Don't forget Hugh Jackman!

Must admit I got a bit over excited when he said Fassy, thinking I must spread the word, lol.
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I was just reading through all the days posts and I realized, we should probably be more careful with how we use the word "jerkward"  :P

And am I the only one whose mind went right into the gutter with the comment "f*cking bacon butties" and then whose mind took it even worse when they wanted to know where to put the ketchup? I was seriously waiting for Loopy to suggest IN the bacon  ;D

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh my dear Padawan, am so proud we are rubbing off on you. Welcome, child, welcome!  :D :D :D
 

 

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