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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Counselor is a really talented author, I all but jump for joy when My Ex Con updates.

I was doing that for the first part of the story, but now I"m not sure I like how Edward's mind works.

I do jump for joy when the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison updates and when TheFicChick updates Objects in Mirror are Closer Than They Appear.

I was just reading through all the days posts and I realized, we should probably be more careful with how we use the word "jerkward" 

And am I the only one whose mind went right into the gutter with the comment "f*cking bacon butties" and then whose mind took it even worse when they wanted to know where to put the ketchup? I was seriously waiting for Loopy to suggest IN the bacon 

 

Oh my dear Padawan, am so proud we are rubbing off on you. Welcome, child, welcome! 

I take no responsiblity for Catty's decent to The Darkside..not the Darkside, darkside but The Darkside...oh, you all know what I mean!

David Koresh!  You seriously crack me up.     Now I'm afraid to start one of her fics!  What if it leads me to Dusty?  My fragile mind can't handle that level of angst.  I'm tore up just thinking about how bad it affected all you guys.

Where are you from again?  What the heck is a Bacon Butty?

I'm half way through Suddenly by LyricalKris and so far I like it...  Good stuff!

KimKimKim, heelllooo? Do I have to remind you? Jellico? Right, my job is done. 

I'm from London, England, United Kingdom (while we still are...Don't leave us Scotland! I don't want to have to worry about my passport during Hogmanay!) A bacon butty is a bacon sandwich.

I think I've read Suddenly, can't remember what's it about though.....

Where's Demaris and Loopy??? I bring good news...Fassy will be on with Graham Norton next week. 

What day is Mr Norton on again? I never remember....Oh Fassy, Fassy....*sigh*

I just finished

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Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: May 28, 2012 - Published: Nov 17, 2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete

It is a good story, but only read with a box of Kleenex nearby.  Now I need something nice and happy to read.

Now this story I do remember and it really was tearjerker; I'm glad I read it early doors though, I'm sure now I'm too jaded a reader...though I do hope not! 

Just about to finish Look How You Turned Out, this story made me laugh soooo much, Counselor's character studies are flawless..I'd read that next Bluegeek, if you haven't already....

After seemingly wasting my entire afternoon reading mediocre books, i decided to read Look How You Turned Out. This is the first of Counselor's i've ever read. Am enjoying it so far. Thanks for the rec! 

 

I was just reading through all the days posts and I realized, we should probably be more careful with how we use the word "jerkward" 

And am I the only one whose mind went right into the gutter with the comment "f*cking bacon butties" and then whose mind took it even worse when they wanted to know where to put the ketchup? I was seriously waiting for Loopy to suggest IN the bacon 

 

Lol, my mind was there too hun, but I was trying to be a good girl and not say anything. 
Well, there's a 1st for everything. 
 

Where's Demaris and Loopy??? I bring good news...Fassy will be on with Graham Norton next week. 

Don't forget Hugh Jackman!

EDIT and James Mc Avoy not that he appeals to everyone.

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Thanks for this Hon; there were a couple I hadn't heard of....But what I noticed is that Ta Paixao seems to be updating on her website but not on FFN, is that right? 

Is it really a bacon "butty" or did you make that up? LOL   I do love a good bacon sandwich.   
And yes, you never lead me wrong so I'll read my first Yellowglue starting today... 

I'm still not sure what I thought about Suddenly...   She was 18 and Edward was 36, which I'm fine with, but he was sort of like her uncle so that made it a little weird for me.     Bella was raised by Rose and Emmett...   Rose and Renee were sisters and Emmett and Edward were brothers.    So, he had known her since she was a baby in a family sorta way.     He was a famous actor and she was in college in the Seattle area.

It is absolutely called a bacon butty over here, hand on heart! Didn't you notice that all the English ladies knew automatically what I was talking about? 

Good on ya, you will love Yellowglue...

Ahhh, now I remember the story.....I've come to the conclusion that my stomach is lead-lined when it comes to fiction, it'll accept just about anything 

She's not making it up hun, over here in the UK we do tend to call sandwiches butties.  :DYep, that's right about Ta Paixao she stopped updating on FFN at the end of last year, I get updates as I signed onto her newsletter. 

I've signed up to her newsletter...but just in case can you let me know when Crashed completes? Pretty Please! 

Butty!  That makes me giggle. 

Ok I started reading Trippin, Slippin by Yellowglue and ohmy! I'm only 3 chapters in and I'm loving it.  I really hope this fic doesn't lead me to Dusty!    I wish I had the words to describe how much I'm in love with her writing style and the way she describes emotions!   

Ready to drink the Kool Aid? 

I've signed up to her newsletter...but just in case can you let me know when Crashed completes? Pretty Please! 

Of course I will hun. 

On a totally different note it turns out that I'm raising monsters. 
We decided to go out for tea tonight at our local pub, and when the woman asked if it was alright for Saxon to have a scoop for ice cream for dessert, I was alright for with that - worst decision ever!!!
When she gave the ice cream to him he turned and said to her "Thank You, Bitch!!"   
He's 22 months old for goodness sake and I'm already raising a tiny Jesse Pinkman (minus the meth) apparently.
I started crying as I was trying my hardest not to laugh, the hubby couldn't wait to pay and get out of there. 
 

Sometimes I find myself reading really, really terrible stories and they're so bad I can't help but cringe and flounce. But I really have to give props to the authors out there, because I could write about my emotions and the details of my day to day life, but any time dialogue is introduced? Nope. It's SO hard to write good dialogue.

Hello everyone! I know its been a long time since i have been around. I had mini-mister a little over 2 weeks ago. Since i have off work i have more time to go on the computer. So how is everyone doing?