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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Re: Question about Closer by TeamBella23
« Reply #101 on: May 09, 2014, 03:36 PM »
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I didn't read it as a WIP I found it when it was on chapter 19 ( I think I mentioned this in my review) and then had to wait around....7 months? For it to complete. And no, they certainly DID NOT update every single week; I think Loopy and I use to curse everyone and their mother waiting for updates!  :D :D


I'm currently reading Edward's Eternal My Heart, My Home. I have one question; is her Britward Oliver Twist? 'Tis'? Really?   :D

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I used to go berserk on the weeks they didn't update Dusty, but by the last couple of chapters I was so put out with the whole story that I didn't even read them (don't kill me, Demaris), I just skimmed so I had an idea of what happened.

My Heart, My Home by Edward's Eternal is sweet and silly.  Just enjoy it.
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Lol, I'll have to go with FFG's theory I think as I'd just finished using the Pogo Stick AKA the hubby on the couch and we were gonna move it to the bedroom before Dior needed her last feed for the night when the phone rang.  :D :D
I suppose your theory could work too Booked as I've no toys since the flood I do use the hubby for those needs.  :P :P
Either way, I can't believe I thought he was talking about Austin Powers.  ^-^

Now that explains it!
1) post s e x  euphoria
2) too much jarring so you didn't realize your ears were ringing
3) hubby was holding on to your ears like a handlebar while you were bouncing on the pogo stick
Yup, any of those can cause temporary deafness  :D :D :D

The other is, for some bizarre reason, you were thinking of Austin Powers during sex.  :o :P Shaggy hair, ugly teeth? Another big  :sign0137:
 

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Re: Question about Closer by TeamBella23
« Reply #103 on: May 09, 2014, 05:23 PM »
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So, is there anyone else out there that hasn't read Dusty yet? 

Me!! It used to be on my ipad. I have deleted it from my ipad, itunes and PC.
Closer, Revelry and California will suffer the same fate now :(

Thanks to all the comments/discussions here, i already get the gist of what the stories are about. I know i wouldn't be able to handle it given my preference for fluff, romance, humor. yeah, i pay attention on fic and book comments, not only on the sexcapades of Loopy  ;)

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Frank who?
« Reply #104 on: May 09, 2014, 05:34 PM »
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I'm just surprised none of our American cousins have asked who the hell Frank Sidebottom is, or maybe they've Googled him and are speechless that someone like Fassy would want to step inside that oversize, papier mache head

Though am not American, you were all talking about it while i was asleep! So i didn't have time to ask you guys who the heck he is. You're right, i will also google him later.  :)

I will definitely not watch this movie though, whoever he is. That head sure is creepy. It also makes me mad i will not be able to see Fassbender's glorious assets. So, nope, not wasting my time on that. If maggie gylenhall is also in it, another no. Am not a fan of hers though i know she acts well. I don't avoid movies if she's in it, but she alone just isn't enough of an incentive for me to watch. Now, Jake Gylenhall, that's a different story  :P
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What the hell? I never googled nor searched the words foreign, nor husband so why is my ad showing this?



So it means the words we type in our comments here are tracked!  :o
Oohh, big brother is watching!
 

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What the hell? I never googled nor searched the words foreign, nor husband so why is my ad showing this?



So it means the words we type in our comments here are tracked!  :o
Oohh, big brother is watching!

I'm getting ones for wobbly tables, but have no clue why.

Who knows. Maybe a nice foreign husband would be good for you. And if you found one that doesn't speak English you could curse and yell at him and so long as you smiled while doing it he wouldn't know!  :P
Then, he could say dirty stuff to you in his foreign language and it'll (hopefully) sound sexy. Then again, he could be cursing you out, too.....

Speaking of sexy, you guys were talking about the best parts of sex, and I was wondering if it's different for guys. If there favorite part is the build-up, the physical act, or the aftermath.
Dasbayio, you're the only guy here (that we know of). Any input (if you don't mind me (and I'm sure Loopy) asking)?
 
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Lol, I'll have to go with FFG's theory I think as I'd just finished using the Pogo Stick AKA the hubby on the couch and we were gonna move it to the bedroom before Dior needed her last feed for the night when the phone rang.  :D :D
I suppose your theory could work too Booked as I've no toys since the flood I do use the hubby for those needs.  :P :P
Either way, I can't believe I thought he was talking about Austin Powers
Well, hell, who would ever expect to get a call about golden showers?  Austin Powers makes total sense to me. Especially since he was whispering. ;)
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I'm getting ones for wobbly tables, but have no clue why.

Who knows. Maybe a nice foreign husband would be good for you. And if you found one that doesn't speak English you could curse and yell at him and so long as you smiled while doing it he wouldn't know!  :P
Then, he could say dirty stuff to you in his foreign language and it'll (hopefully) sound sexy. Then again, he could be cursing you out, too.....

LOL too late for me! Been married 19 yrs to the only man i've ever kissed, let alone do the bump 'n grind  :) that's why i live vicariously through the gals here  :D am really all talk, but isn't it just so much fun and naughty to talk about s e x?  :P :)
 
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OMG, those are pretty bad especially for an English speaking person. I mean you can forgive someone if English isn't their first language and there's SPaG errors.
What fic is this hun? I'll avoid it as I can't read another one which I'm sure is gonna be headache inducing.  :D

".. she was the closet to you"

They are from "Resisting the Inevitable" by Emotion Masen.  I am enjoying the plot but it could definitely benefit from someone with a red pen.
 
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".. she was the closet to you"

They are from "Resisting the Inevitable" by Emotion Masen.  I am enjoying the plot but it could definitely benefit from someone with a red pen.

Sadly, published books also have SPaGs. You'd think they would review it better if they expect people to pay for it.  ;D
This is why am also more forgiving of fanfic writers. They do it for free so i don't mind the mistakes so much. They'll definitely get an eye roll, "sheesh", snicker or laugh from me. Real books, i eye roll and exhale slowly to get rid being pissed off.
 

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Sadly, published books also have SPaGs. You'd think they would review it better if they expect people to pay for it.  ;D
This is why am also more forgiving of fanfic writers. They do it for free so i don't mind the mistakes so much. They'll definitely get an eye roll, "sheesh", snicker or laugh from me. Real books, i eye roll and exhale slowly to get rid being pissed off.
what are the published titles? can you put a Goodreads link if available, please?
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Re: Question about Closer by TeamBella23
« Reply #112 on: May 10, 2014, 09:43 AM »
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I used to go berserk on the weeks they didn't update Dusty, but by the last couple of chapters I was so put out with the whole story that I didn't even read them (don't kill me, Demaris), I just skimmed so I had an idea of what happened.

My Heart, My Home by Edward's Eternal is sweet and silly.  Just enjoy it.

FFG! I am surprised...but as I'm totally crushing on you I can't be mad.  :D

I've finished My Heart, My Home and you're right Twistward is too adorable for words! I'm trying to think if I've ever read an Edward more prone to Foot In Mouth disease  :D :D Maybe in The Real Life of Edward Masen?


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Me!! It used to be on my ipad. I have deleted it from my ipad, itunes and PC.
Closer, Revelry and California will suffer the same fate now :(

Nooooo!  :omg:

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LOL too late for me! Been married 19 yrs to the only man i've ever kissed, let alone do the bump 'n grind  :) that's why i live vicariously through the gals here  :D am really all talk, but isn't it just so much fun and naughty to talk about s e x?  :P :)

...and MFHD, let's not forget... :D

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Well, hell, who would ever expect to get a call about golden showers?  Austin Powers makes total sense to me. Especially since he was whispering. ;)

Errrr? I think I might have missed something....When were we talking about golden showers  :o

 
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Re: Question about Closer by TeamBella23
« Reply #113 on: May 10, 2014, 11:09 AM »
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I've finished My Heart, My Home and you're right Twistward is too adorable for words! I'm trying to think if I've ever read an Edward more prone to Foot In Mouth disease  :D :D Maybe in The Real Life of Edward Masen?


Errrr? I think I might have missed something....When were we talking about golden showers  :o
Loopy's friend called needing a rescue from someone wanting to do "Austin Powers"  -- only that wasn't exactly what he said.  She couldn't understand why Austin Powers freaked him out so much. But that was what she heard. 

I think Austin Powers would freak me out a little bit too.  Especially the rug on his chest. Eww! And the other thing?  Yeah no never ever. 

And? I've never read Dusty. Have no desire to. Not a big fan of emotional roller coasters that are more than a one shot. I need my humor and HEA. Because my doctor doesn't believe in antidepressants when you look like nothing is wrong.   :P

I loved My Heart My Home. I read it as a WIP. I may need to reread it now that it's done. ;)
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Re: Question about Closer by TeamBella23
« Reply #115 on: May 10, 2014, 01:54 PM »
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And? I've never read Dusty. Have no desire to. Not a big fan of emotional roller coasters that are more than a one shot. I need my humor and HEA. Because my doctor doesn't believe in antidepressants when you look like nothing is wrong.   :P

I loved My Heart My Home. I read it as a WIP. I may need to reread it now that it's done. ;)

 :D :D :D Ella you crack me up!
 
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I haven't read Dusty either, and I don't want to. I belong to the HumorfluffHEA club like Ella and booked  :)

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LOL too late for me! Been married 19 yrs to the only man i've ever kissed, let alone do the bump 'n grind  :) that's why i live vicariously through the gals here  :D am really all talk, but isn't it just so much fun and naughty to talk about s e x?  :P :)

LOL, booked, you beat me by 3 years (it's 16 years for hubby and me), anything else could be written by me  :)   :-*
 
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Oh.My.God! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login I think I've lost function in the left side of my brain! Loopy can I adopt your mum?
Lol. You can definitely adopt my Mum hun especially after tonight.  ::) ::)
So we went to see Frank and I friggin loved it. It's a pretty dark comedy, Maggie G is pretty damn decent in it but Fassy certainly stole the show even though he doesn't take the head off.  :(
If Fassy decides to quit making movies to make sweet music  :P :P I would definitely be at the front of the line to buy his album as has such a great voice even a paper mache head.  :D :D
Oh btw, it's "inspired" and based on the memories Jon Ronson has of Frank Sidebottom, so probably not the film for you Mrs Fassy.  :(
To make up for that sad fact here's some pretty pics for you  :-* :-*

Only joking  :P :P

Seeing this reminds me of you  :o :o ;D ;D
 
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Now that explains it!
1) post s e x  euphoria
2) too much jarring so you didn't realize your ears were ringing
3) hubby was holding on to your ears like a handlebar while you were bouncing on the pogo stick
Yup, any of those can cause temporary deafness  :D :D :D

The other is, for some bizarre reason, you were thinking of Austin Powers during sex.  :o :P Shaggy hair, ugly teeth? Another big  :sign0137:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Yeah, no-one wants to picture AP when sex is involved.  :P :P :P
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What the hell? I never googled nor searched the words foreign, nor husband so why is my ad showing this?



So it means the words we type in our comments here are tracked!  :o
Oohh, big brother is watching!
Lol. Or maybe Google is trying to tell you something.  :D :D
I hate to think what would show up in some of searches if BB is really watching our comments.  :o :o :D :D :D
 
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I haven't read Dusty either, and I don't want to. I belong to the HumorfluffHEA club like Ella and booked  :)

LOL, booked, you beat me by 3 years (it's 16 years for hubby and me), anything else could be written by me  :)   :-*

Now I'm really gonna show my old ass age....25yrs. Let me just add....it gets better with age and I swear to Christ I feel and act 25 to the enjoyment and sometimes embarrassment of my three sons.
The older I get, this truism  is fact....age ain't nothing but a number.

Agree with Ella on the Dusty thing. Really, how much shit can one couple take? I read a few chapters and their drama was just endless. It felt like battle of the writers....trying to outdo each other on how much crap they can conjure up for this pathetic duo.
[spoiler][/spoiler :-*]I love when despite all the odds, we triumph over adversity.
 
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Well, today was Eurovision Song Contest....

My lovely European ladies, what did you think of the winner?


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Congrats to Austria... I really hoped the Netherlands would win...
 
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