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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline DeDe's Over It.

Jesus thread 6! To think this thread was started because we were clogging up 152 with all our irrelevant chatter?  :D Seems like yesterday...

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Here's a couple for our very own Mrs Fassy

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Oh Loopy, you sure know the way to my heart....I'm still watching the youtube link of Graham Norton you posted on thread 5, Lordie my husband looks amazing!  :D...

 
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Jesus thread 6! To think this thread was started because we were clogging up 152 with all our irrelevant chatter?  :D Seems like yesterday...

Oh Loopy, you sure know the way to my heart....I'm still watching the youtube link of Graham Norton you posted on thread 5, Lordie my husband looks amazing!  :D...
Lol, would it also help to know that May is officially international masturbation month?  :P :P
I ws just watching the repeat on BBC 1, I've now turned over as that Molly bitch is "singing" and I use that word loosely and I wanna watch 24 on Sky1 before Dior wakes up for her last feed in the night and I have to wake the hubby up to say "Good Night".  ;) ;)
See I know how to use my time wisely.  :D :D


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Lol, would it also help to know that May is officially international masturbation month?  :P :P
I ws just watching the repeat on BBC 1, I've now turned over as that Molly bitch is "singing" and I use that word loosely and I wanna watch 24 on Sky1 before Dior wakes up for her last feed in the night and I have to wake the hubby up to say "Good Night".  ;) ;)
See I know how to use my time wisely.  :D :D


Everything after International Masturbation Month was just hazy, fuzzy, white noise....where do I get the sponsorship forms and is Mr Fassy it's spokesperson?
 
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Hey, New thread!!!!!


I thought I'd shake up our sexy picture montage a bit....




 
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I love a hot dude with glasses whether he needs them or not.  :P :P

Well, I though he looked like a librarian with those glasses *snort*   :D ;)
 
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Hi everyone

Oooh! Can you post the one of him with the teeth but without the cigarette?  I just remembered that's one of my favorite pictures of him!  ;-)
 
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Oooh! Can you post the one of him with the teeth but without the cigarette?  I just remembered that's one of my favorite pictures of him!  ;-)

I hope one of these are the one your looking for  :-*

 
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Offline DeDe's Over It.

What UK women think.....? Or is it?
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2014, 10:25 AM »
This is too funny, it's gone viral here in London, but I wanted to share with you ladies as it's just too true not to!  :D  :P

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Everything after International Masturbation Month was just hazy, fuzzy, white noise....where do I get the sponsorship forms and is Mr Fassy it's spokesperson?
Lol, I'm sure he's one (of many) spokespeople for it.  :P :P
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Well, I though he looked like a librarian with those glasses *snort*   :D ;)
:D :D :D :D :D
I wish  the librarians around my way looked like him, I would definitely visit more than I do.  :D :D
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This is too funny, it's gone viral here in London, but I wanted to share with you ladies as it's just to true not too!  :D  :P

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Can't tell you how many times I've thought this in the past:
5. ‘When they just stop, and it’s like, “hello? Did you hear me orgasm?” No.’


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Found a really good SPaG mistake earlier and I laughed so much that I might spat my tea all over my Mother-in-law.  ^-^ ^-^ :D :D :D

"Do you want cheese on your bugger?"


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Can't tell you how many times I've thought this in the past:
5. ‘When they just stop, and it’s like, “hello? Did you hear me orgasm?” No.’

Or...
11.  ‘When they drag it out because they’re waiting for you to orgasm first. You’re going to be waiting a while for that…’ Preach.

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Found a really good SPaG mistake earlier and I laughed so much that I might spat my tea all over my Mother-in-law.  ^-^ ^-^ :D :D :D

"Do you want cheese on your bugger?"

Ewwwwww!  :D :D
 
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Or...
11.  ‘When they drag it out because they’re waiting for you to orgasm first. You’re going to be waiting a while for that…’ Preach.
There are times I really don't mind it drag it out but there are other times when I just want it over cos I've got a cramp.  :D :D
I know we had this convo in the last thread but...
12. ‘Trying to go down on you in the morning when you’re feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross.’
27. ‘Not cleaning properly. It’s not attractive to taste urine.’
:sign0137: :sign0137: :sign0137:
So all in all sex is just not sexy.  :D :D
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Ewwwwww!  :D :D
I know!! Who wants cheese on their bugger!!!!  :o :o :P :P :P


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There are times I really don't mind it drag it out but there are other times when I just want it over cos I've got a cramp.  :D :D
I know we had this convo in the last thread but...
12. ‘Trying to go down on you in the morning when you’re feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross.’
27. ‘Not cleaning properly. It’s not attractive to taste urine.’
:sign0137: :sign0137: :sign0137:
So all in all sex is just not sexy.  :D :DI know!! Who wants cheese on their bugger!!!!  :o :o :P :P :P

Urine is one thing I had a girlfriend who had a date with at guy who admitted to sometimes not bothering to wipe when he did a  :poo: Now imagine that unwelcome surprise.....it's not like you can plug your nose now, can you?!  :sign0137:

Hear, hear...the least sexy thing is the world is sex...Now the build up to sex? That's a different thing.....
 
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Urine is one thing I had a girlfriend who had a date with at guy who admitted to sometimes not bothering to wipe when he did a  :poo: Now imagine that unwelcome surprise.....it's not like you can plug your nose now, can you?!  :sign0137:

Hear, hear...the least sexy thing is the world is sex...Now the build up to sex? That's a different thing.....
OMG!!!!
There are no words for that.  :sign0137: :sign0137: :sign0137:
I FLOVE the build up to sex, it's the anticipation of it all.  ;) ;)


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Hear, hear...the least sexy thing is the world is sex...Now the build up to sex? That's a different thing.....

Sex is rather silly and awkward.  I've always wondered why men like to watch pron.  Reading pron is totally different since you can visualize anything you want in your head.

Post-coital cuddling used to be my favorite part of sex.  Now I can't stay awake long enough to enjoy it.  Hmm...wonder what my favorite part is now?
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Offline keypad

You guys are cracking me up with the list!!   

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I hope one of these are the one your looking for  :-*


Yes! These are probably my favorite pics of him!  How cute are those vampire teeth?
 
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I just finished reading the Prologue for Dusty and I think I'm already hooked...  is that possible?  :o


So, I've decided I want to put a copy of Dusty on my kindle...   It's still posted on fanfiction.net
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Do I remember you guys saying that flagfic was working again?  I really like the way flagfic works because it makes it so my kindle can tell how long each chapter is.   Makes it a lot easier to read such a long fic!    I've noticed if I convert a pdf my kindle just thinks its one long chapter and won't tell me how many minutes left til the end of the chapter I'm reading.

Also, didn't they write an epilogue for Dusty recently?
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Re: What UK women think.....? Or is it?
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2014, 11:21 PM »
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This is too funny, it's gone viral here in London, but I wanted to share with you ladies as it's just too true not to!  :D  :P

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bwahahaha this is tooooo funny and true! :D :D

since we are again on the topic of s e x (as if we rarely talk about it  ;D :P), i recall someone is back from Dubai. so Demaris, anything else you would like to share with us?  :)
 
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I have just re-read The Muse - Deavlynn aka TwilightDarkness82, it was good but then I like the woman's writing.
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Re: What UK women think.....? Or is it?
« Reply #40 on: May 07, 2014, 09:47 AM »
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bwahahaha this is tooooo funny and true! :D :D

since we are again on the topic of s e x (as if we rarely talk about it  ;D :P), i recall someone is back from Dubai. so Demaris, anything else you would like to share with us?  :)
Oh yeah, I forgot about that, thanks for reminding us Booked  :-* ....... so how's Mr Prince Albert, demaris??  :P :P


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