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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Eh I've made it 500 pages in, only around 100 left, I'll stick it out to the end, lol. It had enough going to keep me interested, even I did want to smack the taste out of her mouth more than once for her overly melodramatic attitude.
I would never have put a Jasper/Bella up on the 152 thread, but it was requested there so I replied.  It is not one of the best J/B fics, you know there are some really good ones, but I don't think this is one of them.  I agree with what you said about the story. My post was not intended as a rec, just a reply to the member who was looking for it, sorry if this was misleading.   PS -  if you are still looking for some good wolf pack fics I forgot to mention LJ Summers.  Her stuff is worth reading.  I also put you some Peter and Garrett fics on the non canon thread.  :-*
 
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Offline Astro2009

Ahhhh - it's nice to be back!

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Well this thing that happened that made pts no work for a while (I actually don't know how long the site was Down) anyways I thought it was just me and my stupid Internet!

But anyways this made me reconnect with my ex-addiction... twitter.

I'm dissapointed in me I thought I was past that!   :'(

Anyways does anybody know what happened?

Was it those photos Astro posted?  :D :D :D

I have to admit - I did think I was responsible for the site going down again, but the time away from here allowed me to home my online stalker skills and I was relieved when I saw on the PTS FB that it was DDoS (which surprisingly  :o, has nothing to do with dildos!!!).

I was actually mid-post on the 152 board when PTS disappeared, and because the rest of the world was asleep and no-one responded for a few hours to my Twitter , I did a mini-freak out  - while waiting for the FBI and the CIA and the AFP to come knocking on my door.

For future reference (because we all know the people who do things like DDoS attacks are nasty, small-minded trolls who have too much time on their bitter, computer-nerd hands!), I'm @astrosport2009 on twitter.

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I finished Midnight Caller during my trip. Is it up to 314 chapters only? Felt the ending was rushed...though it was HEA, it could stand to have a few more chapters so we find out what happens to Bella and Alice's pet.

Talk to you soon!!  :-*

There's 314 chapters (only???)? I have 313, and that's all that I can see on TWCS. Is there another chapter available somewhere else?

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Has anyone read You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by Savage7289?

I keep hearing mixed reviews about it and out of curiosity I kinda wanna read it but I don't know if I should.  :-*

Read it - it's good. Very good!

I love Savage, and I really liked this one. The UC that ficfangirl mentioned lost a lot of people - it was unnecessary, but didn't really detract from the story.

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Now the thread is back I can whine about the crappy fics I've read lately. The downside to reading fic in a bad mood: you have 0 leeway for mistakes and just flounce all over the place :D

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I wanted to kneecap Bella for pretty much every chapter of this - she's constantly whiny and seems to have the backbone of a jellyfish. The author doesn't know her arse from her elbow when it comes to SPaG and uses colloquial English for a story set in Forks.

Uh.. yeah. Don't read any of these, basically. :D

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Bella is having a baby. How will she cope? It will be full of mood swings and Emotional whiplash - and thats only Edward. How will he cope with the news along with the struggle of his conditon? Will the pair survive this testing time together.

Actually, the summary goes on to explain that Baby Blues is the sequal to HotRS, and the first chapter is the Prolouge.

I should finish up Heirs and Heirlooms today, and will either start Bring On The Wonder or the Blood & Glory series.

Or something else - I'm thinking The Practicum or The Other Side of the Fence might get a look in!
 
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Offline Chilibabe

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I totally agree! I got why she broke so badly in New Moon, and I actually seek out books where Jasper,Jake,Peter,whoever help bring her back to life.

But the way this one is, it just goes on and on and on. She doesn't speak, doesn't eat, barely sleeps, she cuts herself. Once Jasper finds out and tries to help, and then Rose and Emmet come back, and she takes like one step forward, three steps back. Rages, screaming, yelling, sneaking into the bathroom and cutting herself in a house full of vampires. It just seems WAY over the top.

Plus, this is one of those authors that over does the southern in Jasper's speech. All the "g"s are dropped from the end of words, I think she even used "cited" for excited, and similar stuff. "Git" instead of get, and on and on.

Yes, that's why I love non canon vamp stories.  :-*

I think I've read that story before, don't remember much, that says all  ;)

Oh yes, all that dialect talking really annoys me a lot! It disturbs my reading because I don't understand it...  :P
 
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So, you'll no doubt be thrilled to find out that House of The Rising Sun has a sequel: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Bella is having a baby. How will she cope? It will be full of mood swings and Emotional whiplash - and thats only Edward. How will he cope with the news along with the struggle of his conditon? Will the pair survive this testing time together.

Actually, the summary goes on to explain that Baby Blues is the sequal to HotRS, and the first chapter is the Prolouge.

I should finish up Heirs and Heirlooms today, and will either start Bring On The Wonder or the Blood & Glory series.

Or something else - I'm thinking The Practicum or The Other Side of the Fence might get a look in!
I'm positively beside myself with excitement :015:

You should definitely go for The Other Side of the Fence, I really can't praise it enough. Adorable, funny, sad.. it's definitely one of my top fics ever, and that's something considering how many I seem to have read!
 
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Offline Astro2009

So here's how I spent my time during PTS's little "vacation":

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I read this is Rob's cousin - if so, what a gene pool! If not, what a gene pool!
 

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And another little gem (although the last time I posted a picture of this part of the male anatomy, the site went down!):

Any Aussie footballer - regardless of the code they play - is never shy of whipping their bits out. A nudie run is as common as a hot breakfast for boys that play football.

I don't watch Aussie Rules football (AFL) - it's more a southern thing - it's a religion in Victoria, but after seeing this I might have to reconsider. The AFL boys are fine - completely different build to traditional Rugby players - AFL boys are tall and lean, and have great arms.

The camera was in the locker room at halftime, and not only caught, but broadcast You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login "checking for an injury".

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A stressed Henderson endured a troubled weekend after the incident, with vision and still images being widely published on the internet.

Yeah - I call BS on the last comment!
 
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Offline ajamm

I have nothing to read!!!
 
This is a crisis - I do actually have stuff to read but, I'm finding something wrong will all of them!

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Ok, this started alright... then it did a complete 180 in chapter 5.

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This one... well seems Bella has a problem down there... she ruins her panties everytime she sees Edward.

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I thought I would give this a try because I liked the blood and glory series... I cannot.

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Finally this one, I like it but I can only take it in small doses.

Clearly I have to much time on my hands.   :D :D :D

Ok, I know there is a flounce thread, but I'm not flouncing these... not yet at least so bear with me.


 
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Offline Astro2009

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Ok, I know there is a flounce thread, but I'm not flouncing these... not yet at least so bear with me.

I don't visit the flounce thread, because I am bitterly jealous of those of you with the ability to flounce!

After our PTS hiatus, I have another 43 books to flagfic and add to my TBR list.  :(
 
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Offline Matron

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I would never have put a Jasper/Bella up on the 152 thread, but it was requested there so I replied.  It is not one of the best J/B fics, you know there are some really good ones, but I don't think this is one of them.  I agree with what you said about the story. My post was not intended as a rec, just a reply to the member who was looking for it, sorry if this was misleading.   PS -  if you are still looking for some good wolf pack fics I forgot to mention LJ Summers.  Her stuff is worth reading.  I also put you some Peter and Garrett fics on the non canon thread.  :-*

Oh don't feel responsible! I saw it, clicked it, started it, all on my own, lol! I saw that it was just posted as a request.

I'm still searching for more like Colliding Meteors, and authors like Mortissues, heavyinfinity, or forthelongestday.
 
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I have nothing to read!!!
 
This is a crisis - I do actually have stuff to read but, I'm finding something wrong will all of them!

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Ok, this started alright... then it did a complete 180 in chapter 5.

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This one... well seems Bella has a problem down there... she ruins her panties everytime she sees Edward.

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I thought I would give this a try because I liked the blood and glory series... I cannot.

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Finally this one, I like it but I can only take it in small doses.

Clearly I have to much time on my hands.   :D :D :D

Ok, I know there is a flounce thread, but I'm not flouncing these... not yet at least so bear with me.

I read Broken Angel, and it was ok, but WAAAY too lemony, which is what has made me hesitate on Blood and Glory.
 
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Offline ajamm

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I read Broken Angel, and it was ok, but WAAAY too lemony, which is what has made me hesitate on Blood and Glory.

Well I didn't think Blood & Glory had too many lemons.

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Offline ajamm

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I don't visit the flounce thread, because I am bitterly jealous of those of you with the ability to flounce!

After our PTS hiatus, I have another 43 books to flagfic and add to my TBR list.  :(

So you finish a fic even if you hate everything about it?  ???

How do you do it, I'm so picky with what I read... if the author uses too much of a word it drives me nuts and I flounce.
 
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Well I didn't think Blood & Glory had to many lemons.

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That actually makes it sound more intriguing, thanks!

Broken Angel was like lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon, and the overly affectionate terms for bella drove me NUTS. "my daughter" "my little sis", "my angel" and on and on and on.
 
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Offline hathor

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Oh don't feel responsible! I saw it, clicked it, started it, all on my own, lol! I saw that it was just posted as a request.

I'm still searching for more like Colliding Meteors, and authors like Mortissues, heavyinfinity, or forthelongestday.
Aren't we all.  You got most of the good ones.  I will have a look through my stuff, see if there is anything worthwhile you may not have.  Don't suppose you fancy a Carlisle/Bella?  I have a few of those, and there are some posted on the non canon thread.  Anchalee or Caro might have some other suggestions.  Late here, my bedtime. xx  :015: 
 

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Aren't we all.  You got most of the good ones.  I will have a look through my stuff, see if there is anything worthwhile you may not have.  Don't suppose you fancy a Carlisle/Bella?  I have a few of those, and there are some posted on the non canon thread.  Anchalee or Caro might have some other suggestions.  Late here, my bedtime. xx  :015:

I went through and favorited everything I've read so far on ff.net, even though they aren't all "favorites", that seemed like the easiest way to be able to share with others what I've read. If you're ever bored and want to see what I might have missed, my user name there is diremommy. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 
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Offline rdmickey1989

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So here's how I spent my time during PTS's little "vacation":

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I read this is Rob's cousin - if so, what a gene pool! If not, what a gene pool!

Hmmmft, he even has that vein on his forehead.
 
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Offline Astro2009

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So you finish a fic even if you hate everything about it?  ???

How do you do it, I'm so picky with what I read... if the author uses too much of a word it drives me nuts and I flounce.

It's a serious affliction! I need to seek professional help!  :pulling

And to make it even worse, even when one of you really bags a fic, I scurry off and find it, if I don't already have it...you know... just in case I might see it differently!

I think I read so much rubbishy kids' writing (5 year olds will never win a Pulitzer!) that I just turn my brain off and let the words wash over me, but then I hate myself for not flouncing when I could have been reading something that is actually good!

When you read stuff like this all day, anything seems ok!

 

 

 
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Hmmmft, he even has that vein on his forehead.

Right??? How is it that even a vein is sexy?

And the cousin has the same lips - and they may even be a little fuller and poutier!!!
 
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Offline Astro2009

I mean a forehead vein!!!!!!!! :o

I'm not talking about a *cough* "blue vein sausage"!  ;)
 
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Offline ajamm

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I mean a forehead vein!!!!!!!! :o

I'm not talking about a *cough* "blue vein sausage"!  ;)

 :D :D :D

Its official I'm a PTS Expert  now  :cheer:

Gawd, I need a life :'(
 
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