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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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UoEM was a wip the same time Motu was. UoEM updated every Sat. The classic new moon moment in UoEM like to have killed me as a wip.
   I can't imagine reading UoEM as a WIP!   Wow.     Ok, I'm totally blanking on the "classic new moon moment"...  please refresh my memory.
 
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Lol, I was unaware there is another one out there. You can compare all you like :) I'm so far behind on pages. I have no idea what's going on  :o
Astro was freaking out when you disappeared so Lauren gave in and wrote one. It's pretty hot. 
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Otherwise you mostly just missed the usual perviness and some great Robp0rn. ;)
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Astro was freaking out when you disappeared so Lauren gave in and wrote one. It's pretty hot. 
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Otherwise you mostly just missed the usual perviness and some great Robp0rn. ;)

Okie dokie then :) I'll have to go read it. I'm glad someone got a customsward out there.
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Offline kawaiiangel

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 Welcome 107yearoldvirgin!! I love your fics specialy FAP. 

And my first fic was Wide Awake I have read and re read that fic several times then I thought that if there was a cool fic like that one then there must be more so I went to ff, and eventually found MoTU, which I wanted to dl, and before I could grab it it was gone. Went and googled it and it lead me to PTS and the rest is history

Welcome back Savy we missed you  :-*
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Offline Avrildulac

I wasn't getting notifications for the last 24 hours; I should have checked sooner-- 6 pages! 

Welcome 107yearoldvirgin.   I just read Puddle Jumping last week and floved it!  You're a celebrity around here!

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Stats:
38d, 5'7"", shoe size nine.  Was there anything else?

And for Booked:
I have CDO.
It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.

 :D :D :D

Savvy: waiting for your yummy customsward!  >:D
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Lolololololololol.

Look at the fuzzy  penis  puppy




Bwahahaha!
 
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Ok, ladies, what is FAP??

FAP = For authentication purposes.  It's a story by 107yearoldvirgin and I was reading it again for laughs when she pop on line.  It was kismet.  :D

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Forgot to mention...   Gabriel's Inferno was maybe one of my favorite books of all time.    I had already been introduced to fanfic by that point but I had NO idea that it started out as fanfic until much later.       That was good stuff! I can't wait to get my hands on book 3 in the fall!

If you want to read FAP and the University of Edward Masen aka Gabriel's Inferno by Sebastien Robichaud go to the 152 thread and download them.  Both are very good but FAP is a quick read and UoEM much longer.

The first story I read on FFN that impressed me was Cabin Fever as a WIP by coldplaywhore and that other one we've mentioned Love Unscripted.  However, I have read that she denies it was ever a FFN but she understands how people would confuse it as such.  Now I'm really confused. 
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Ok, ladies, what is FAP??

This is the "politically correct" definition:
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FAP = For authentication purposes.

The pervy definition is based on the sound, like the origin of UNF:
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By the way, i found out about fanfics the same way. Read FSoG april last year, discovered it was originally MoTU  and found this holy grail called PTS in May. It has been one never ending fun ride since  :)

Am sure you all are aware I make lists  ::)  at the time I joined PTS, there were a bunch of sanctimonious nerds who had nothing better to do in life but point out lemony fanfics in FFN. Many authors had to pull out their works and everyone scrambled to get a copy. Thankfully, many were shared and posted here. After being on the 152 thread, here and a few other twilight threads as well as FFN, I kept downloading and hoarding fanfics. Since my TBR list became too long, I made a list of all that I've read so far in ...you guessed it, a spreadsheet. The first sheet is where i list what i finished reading which i encode in as soon as I am done, so it is in chronological order accdg to sequence read. (Strings by jdbeaner was my very first fanfic) Of course, being the sicko I am, that sheet is duplicated to form 2 other sheets sorted accdg to title and then author.  ;D I haven't gotten round to putting the summaries which i definitely need to do bec in my old age, I tend to forget some stories, specially my not favorite ones. Will see if I get inspired this Saturday after I post the stats.

Most valuable lesson learned in my exercise in doing these lists: Do it right the first time.
It was a royal biatch to go back to old posts for the stats and it will be a major PITA opening FFN or each of the actual fanfics to get the summary.

 :-* :-*

Obviously, my OCD levels have caused me to create the Index and do all sorts of subject line corrections and FOUND notations on the 152 thread.  Watch out, Booked!  When I get tired, I'm likely to bequeath these duties to you!

I can't remember what info I gave you - location (currently Florida, picking up my daughter from college and having a girls' road trip, but heading home to Texas), shoe size - 8, bra size 38D, height - less than 5'4" but more than 5'3 and shrinking

I recommend Eight Days a Week by 107yearvirgin (check the Index).  The different names Edward gives the mommy mobile are hilarious.
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Offline Eacalltheway

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Oh! Hey Booked  :D

Umm. My height is 5'4". My shoe size is 8.5 (or 9 in boots bc babies make your feet groooooooow). My bra size is 38D. And I live in the great state of sticky-humid Georgia.

OMG, I'm having a moment....your stats are almost identical to mine. That is just weird, for me anyway.
 
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Offline ajamm

Why am I not getting Notification e-mails. :33:

Okay Booked I'll give you my numbers before I get an e-mail again  :D :D :D

I'm 5'6 - I wear sizes 8 to 9 1/2 (depending on the shoes) and I'm a size 40D.
 
 
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I recommend Eight Days a Week by 107yearvirgin (check the Index).  The different names Edward gives the mommy mobile are hilarious.

How weird is it that in the same post that I first shared my boobage stats, I also rec'ed 8 Days A Week?

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I loved the Yo Gabba Gabba / dildo reference  :D :D :D I actually read it to my brother and SIL (my niece was at the Yo Gabba Gabba age) and it was the first time I ever admitted to anyone that I read fanfiction!



I admit, I was starstruck to see 107's post this morning. The only thing better would be Rob joining us ... in just his cock sock!

but this ...

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Ohh and when I have an extra 20 minutes I'm uploading BaTB and Customsward. Well that's if anyone is still interested. I'm going to load up Customsward to my FF profile but not the other. Astro better not kick my ass.





I won't kick your ass...

Just don't make me wait another 4 months!


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Have fun! Once you start you will have so many you will need a bigger hard drive.  :D :D :D

I always need a big . . . hard . . . drive!
 
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I bet he would look with tighty whities!
I'm sure he would hun, but Beckhams ruined me for tighty whities.  :p
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Offline Astro2009

Tighty whities?  :-\

But better than . . .

 
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Friday afternoon!



How weird is it that in the same post that I first shared my boobage stats, I also rec'ed 8 Days A Week?

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I loved the Yo Gabba Gabba / dildo reference  :D :D :D I actually read it to my brother and SIL (my niece was at the Yo Gabba Gabba age) and it was the first time I ever admitted to anyone that I read fanfiction!



I admit, I was starstruck to see 107's post this morning. The only thing better would be Rob joining us ... in just his cock sock!

but this ...




I won't kick your ass...

Just don't make me wait another 4 months!


I always need a big . . . hard . . . drive!

Woman, you slay me. I just love your play on words. I so look forward to your comebacks, you wordsmith, I have a crush. So smart and witty.
 
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Offline rdmickey1989

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   I can't imagine reading UoEM as a WIP!   Wow.     Ok, I'm totally blanking on the "classic new moon moment"...  please refresh my memory.

We call the classic New Moon moment when Bella and Edward separate. I hate it. I can watch New Moon in 20 minutes. The first 10 min, FF, the last 10 min. A lot of people like to use this aspect and I hate it when they do just to have it. Sometimes it is necessary, but most of the time it is not.

I have only read Gabriel's Inferno which stopped when they went to Italy. I have the other book, but will probably read that closer to December when the 3rd book comes out. The 3rd book will be all new material. It will go further than UoEM did.

The classic New Moon moment in UoEM is

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Offline kawaiiangel

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We call the classic New Moon moment when Bella and Edward separate. I hate it. I can watch New Moon in 20 minutes. The first 10 min, FF, the last 10 min.

I thought that I was the only one that did that with the movie and or the book; when I re read all of the Twilight books, for me New Moon was ok let's read until Edward leaves and the skip until they meet again, and still do with some fics I cheat and read the ending (when they are complete) and read if they have a HEA
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I thought that I was the only one that did that with the movie and or the book; when I re read all of the Twilight books, for me New Moon was ok let's read until Edward leaves and the skip until they meet again, and still do with some fics I cheat and read the ending (when they are complete) and read if they have a HEA

Since I don't re-read, I have never skipped anything and I don't peak at the ending. I do wanna know if it is HEA, and that is all I need to know.
 
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Thanks! what's your shoe size?   :)

Shoe size 5  ( sometime i buy size 6 in  children size for runner , it is cheaper than the same style in women)
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