Hey everyone.  I was wondering if any of you good people have any suggestions for twific . The only one I read was the original 50 shades. But I've been interested in reading some more but I always read the awful ones. I just love bella and edward and hatethat they are over. well Iin my head they are not. Lol oh and it goes whithout sayin I want something sexy hahaha

Well, two of the stories that have been mentioned here recently that are full of smut are Frenemies by McVampy and Menage a Trois by siobhanmasen: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Anything by hunterhunting is fairly smutty.  If you look here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

You'll find the links for hunterhunting stories and Frenemies by McVampy.

Alphabet Weekends is enjoyable smut, too.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

I really like stories by nolebucgrl for humor and smut.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Happy Reading!

Is that our baby rec'ing a slash? 

*sniff*

*wipes tear*

So proud!

I know this is off topic, but over the weekend I posted a response  on blindgossip to this blind, Saturday afternoon:

We read a lot of gossip reports. The most interesting one we read recently was that these two actors are planning to elope. Allow us to fill you in on all of the details… Wait, what details? They’re not eloping! In fact, he can’t even stand being around her! However, his contract does obligate him to make public appearance with her, and he is not going to be the one to break their contract. That’s why you still see pictures of them on "dates"… and why fans can continue to fantasize about them being together for all eternity. Their most recent outing was set up by her publicist. He is always told where to go meet up with her, either at her place (no, they do not live together), or a friend’s place. Then they all go out together in a group to a public, populated place for a couple of hours. He tries to limit their "dates" to group outings because he doesn’t want to spend time alone with her and he likes having his friends around him as a buffer. However, there will always be one "private" date where he has to deal with her "alone" in a public setting. Hey, he’s an actor. If he can fake being a non-human for an entire movie, he can fake being on a date with her for one hour! If there aren’t going to be paparazzi present, the publicist also tries to set up some sort of "fan encounter" so photos can be taken as "proof" that they were together. He likes it when the fan encounter happens early in the "date" so that he can go home early. The photos are then posted on some gossip site a day or two later, along with some testimonial by the "fan" about how nice they were and how romantic they were with each other, and his obligation is complete. He will be getting on a plane to Europe very soon, and is scheduled to start shooting a new film in April, so he hopes he won’t have to see her again for a while. He really likes being as far away from her as possible. We’re telling you: the contract runs through August. He wants out before then, but right now she won’t let him go. So unless the studio and his people and her people can all agree to terminate the contract early, he is stuck with her. He is hanging in there. Just a few more months and then he can resume his normal life without her as a burden. The sun has definitely already set on this relationship. (This was the 3rd blind on this item in less than a week)

Here is my response:

 "Me thinks they doth protest too much."

I agree that this blind is supposed to be about RPatts and KStew but the facts don't add up with the assertion. He wants out but she won't let him?

If her people want to run out the contract because their client loves the attention, then shouldn't the burden of getting the proof they want be on her people? Yet, not one time while he was in Australia did they send her there for a photo op, they didn't even have to be seen together. All they would have needed was a tweet that she was on the set and it would have sent the twihards crazy. His camp has already proven that they aren't above lying, if this blind is to be believed, so they couldn't orchestrate a fake rendezvous?

Or better yet, fabricate a reason for him to go to London and not back to LA, till his next movie is ready to shoot? Preproduction for the next movie, other work obligations, or a mysterious family emergency.

Also she was papped more while he was gone and not at all since he's returned. Why come to LA at all? Why not continue living and working as normal and leave her camp to keep up appearances the best way they can? You do not hightail it back to the states for your forced photo op? And while you are so busy in Australia avoiding this person you detest so much, why are your friends hanging out with this viper you want to be free of?

This sounds like someone who wants there cake and to eat it too. I think this thing is volatile and built on a mountain of secrets, so his team is trying to prepare for any outcome. This way if some derogatory info is spilt about their client they can spin it as a revenge plot, see if he wants to be free then surely any new rumors or pics are just her camps way of sticking it to their client blah, blah, blah. And I'm sorry but women aren't known for trying to hold on to friends only lovers. Were catty that way. I think the simple truth is they are in a  serious co-dependent relationship, whatever the parameters, that neither is ready at this point to walk away from.

As of this morning it is still being moderated on....... So should I assume that my response hits a little to close to home? Four other responses after mine have posted since then. And just to clarify my statement about women holding on to friends, I was refering to their previous blinds that stated she didn't want to let him go because of their awesome frienship and not because they were ever in a relationship. Women don't have a tendency to blackmail(essentially that is what they are implying she is doing) their friends to remain friends, but they will an ex-boyfriend that they don't want to allow to move on.

I have decided to be done with the whole issue, but thought it was weird that they have not let my response come through yet, if ever.

Meh, I just follow and forget. I'm slowly but surely pulling everything I've followed into Calibre and removing them from my follows list, so I don't so many darned emails. Then I just run the fanfic updater plug in once a week on the ones tagged "in progress" and I'm golden.

I am going to have to learn how to do this....

That has a tendency to happen around here.

I don't know when I'm going to finish it! It's impossible, when you suggest something, not to add the title to the list! 

Oh missy, if you think that was bad you should have heard the slash plot bunny going through my head and stopping me from sleeping last night. I promise if it ever gets written I won't expect you to read it

what is you man thinking of this??

Finally finished reading WWS/WWF - thanks again Lauren for merging these 2, it made it so much easier to read. 
I'm sure it would've been quicker to read, if the family left me alone for 1/2 hour instead of keeping on at me. 

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It's alright, if you can get past the idea that Edward was homeless, then moved in with Bella and then they were in a relationship within weeks of meeting each other. 

I've got a cold, so I'm scrolling back to read your tips and picking up fics as I go. If I can talk myself into a sick day, I'll have lots to read, so yay! That and I've decided I need a WA!Bella to make me soup. Also, naked Rob cures everything, just fyi. Speaking of whom, has anyone gifted him Maroon 5's "One More Night" on iTunes yet? This needs to happen. 

See, this is why I shouldn't be allowed to have cold medicine.

Good point! He always asks why people write fanfic instead of their own book, but he's gotten over that and just calls them 'my stories' now. I'm glad I don't have any kids to embarrass me like your son did! I find it weird how taboo fanfiction seems to be as a topic - I have friends I'd happily talk about sex with, but never tell them I read FF. Maybe it's just the Twilight connotation.

I really enjoyed Running for Home - it's 'twist' was a bit of a reach, but then that's true of a lot of stories.

I'm not writing anything currently, no. If I were to do so I'd like to have a whole story finished before I posted anything. Right now I'm just enjoying re-reading old favourites, especially with the long weekend coming up.

My Hubby just accepts it now, too.  I have mentioned fanfiction to a couple of people and they just looked at me as though I was daft!

I'm only about a third of the way in but have theories on what the twist may be.

I get an extra long weekend as I am off work next week - woo hoo!

I'm not married; I actually still live with my parents cause the rent's cheap. My dad just turned 60 and he's seen my erotica bibliography and gone to Taylor Swift concerts with me, but he does not get this fanfic thing. His argument is always, "It's a good idea so why not publish it as a book?" My response (at least when it comes to my stories) is, "But Daaaad, it doesn't work in a universe where the vampires don't sparkle!"   

Some of my friends read fanfics, but they're all Twi-Haters, so no luck there. Sigh.

I was late to the whole Twilight thing - I only read the books because a colleague said I had to.

To be honest though, the decent vamp fics are few and far between.  I find there are far better A/H fics.