Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

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Because we know drypen's watching   

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Tha's right, so Customsward  hasn't happened yet?

No still waiting on Customsward and BaTB   

Questions:

1)Is "Customsward" an Edward who works in customs? Does he seize Bella's international shipment of homemade pin ups and decide to bang her?

2)And is "BaTB" Bella and the Beast? Cause I need it now if it is. Beauty and the Beast is my all-favorite animated anything (Rightfully so, it won Best Picture the year I was born.) and I'm obsessed with the soundtrack, so...

3)Who do I need to give ominous looks to in order to get these lovelies? 

You beat me in answering!

Customsward is, I think, a story idea tossed about by people here about a woman meeting her Edward when he is doing his job as a customs agent and frisks her at the airport.

BatB is Buried Amongst the Begonias. It's an incomplete fic, and a member here wrote an ending for it, then disappeared due to computer problems.

Well, I was sorta half-right.

Is whatever remains of the actual BaTB uploaded somewhere? I'm a curious kitty.

P.S. I still think I'm writing Bella and the Beast: The Non-Disney-Sanctioned-Smutfest  someday.

Well, I was sorta half-right.

Is whatever remains of the actual BaTB uploaded somewhere? I'm a curious kitty.

P.S. I still think I'm writing Bella and the Beast: The Non-Disney-Sanctioned-Smutfest  someday.

BAtB is by DurtyNelly - the incomplete version is around here somewhere.  Or you can Google it. She still has it up on her blog.   Sorry I can't link from my phone

I know she's Mormon and that they tend to be conservative - that might have something to do with it? Plus don't forget the grinding/kissing that takes place in NM/Eclipse, plus the whole breaking the bed scene in BD1 and BD2 was pretty raunchy in it's implications. I can get why she wouldn't want her kids watching it (if they're young, at least).

Yeah, I guess you're right about that. But still I don't think thats 'too sensual' 

I so want that dog, but I think I have too many pets as it is. 
I wonder if it's a b*tch - coz if it is she needs to move her paw a few inches north. 

Or, if previous pictures are to be believed a couple of inches should do it.   

The day we get Customsward we'll all probably implode from the excitement before we can read it anyway

If we get Customsward it will mean that SavanaBlue is back - hurry up Customsward!

Thank you! Vampires are sexy beasts, right? If Edward had some of that Rob-scruff and a dark enough dungeon, he'd be a real awesome beast methinks.

Well then, high-ho Google away!

Thanks, Hun. 

Check the index for Twilight stories uploaded to PTS for Buried Amongst the Begonias.  The link is in my signature line.  Durtynelly is the author so check the Ds.

My Hard Drive is begging me to stay away from that index. "No, I'm too full..." it whines. I am ignoring it.

Aww, come on...you know you wanna. 

Besides, it's inevitable if you hang around here.