ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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'He went thatta way!' That one had me laughing so hard I cried! Though I agree, slightly disturbing to see the pervy thoughts and then see faces next to them. Can't wait until next week's version when I see a new poster called Astro2009 Gotta reclaim your queen perv status!

I'll be home on Friday 

Best bookcase.

Hehe. I love Kath and Kim. Here is an example of their noice work: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

It's noice, it's different, it's unuuuusual...tehehe.

I you Illabeth. I gave up on finding a clip, with my gimpy hand and all.

I did find "subtitles" for our foreign friends though:

Before Kal arrives, I need to finalize the wording. Now, this is how it reads... "Shina and Ravi Sitada" for example... "You are honored to be invited to the wedding of Kath Day to Kel Knight. Come and witness as we denounce our relationship to our myriad of special acquaintances and afterwards to come with them as they kick up their heels and consummate all night long."


Consummate all night long - 

I just want to say thanks to whoever recced Departures, it's sucked me right in! My first soldierward.

You've never read Sincerely, Sergeant Masen? That was one of the first ever fics I read! If you get time to read a long story, try that one. Really good soldierward.

This fic was posted on the other thread and I'm sorry I don't remember who rec'd it... but is this an  E/B pairing? It doesn't say in the summary.

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Just finished this one last night at work - really enjoyed it until the last 2 chapters, felt she rushed to finish it slightly.
when you read it you'll understand. 

Okay I have a bit of a confession - been looking fics to tackle on on my TBR list and I realised that I haven't read any of The Storm Trilogy by SexyLexiCullen - are they any good? 

love Kath and Kim - kimmy, kimmy look at moiy, look at moiy!!

Kim: Oh, listen to this, Mum.
[She reads from a novel]
Kim: "He stood to attention, his sword erect, ready to take his punishment. He was a throbbing member of an exclusive club. The lord laughed as he thought of the noble knight's rogering."
Kath: Oh, that sounds great, Kim.
Kim: Yeah, it's the new Jeffrey Archer.
Kath: Oh right. What happens in the end?
Kim: I don't know. I haven't started it yet - that was just Jeffrey's bio in the front.
Kath: Oh, he sounds noice.
Kim: He does, doesn't he.
Kath: Yeah, I like the sound of him.
Kim: Oh, I always have.
Kath: Hmm, decent.

Well hello Mernzi. I haven't seen you here before but welcome! Another Aussie to prove that I'm not a pervy deviant. We're all like this down under!

In my honest opinion, the worst thing to happen in recent world history is when the yanks got their hands on our Kath & Kim.

Selma Blair???  WTF!!! She might give good tongue to Buffy in that movie that had Reece Witherspoon (who BTW, was in TWO movies with Rob! - lucky bitch!!!) but where is she now? The last time I saw her, she was in some show with Charlie Sheen!

Winning!!!

Anywho, I  the real Kath & Kim. 

I've had my painkillers, my fingers have finally stopped bleeding, I've learnt that I can't put in or remove contact lenses or wipe my arse with my left hand but I can type with my right pinkie, and I've had 6 wodkas but I'm a bit sad that no one else is here tonight to celebrate my learnings with me.

So, on that TMI note, I'm taking Edward Wallbanger and RDMickey's tumblr, and at 8:30 Sunday night, I'm going to bed. I fear that I will soon learn other things I can't do with my left hand!

I know she decided to make a 3rd one (Riders on the storm) as she felt the story hadn't finished properly in the second one or something like that. 

I think I might just wait for that to complete, they are so far down my list I may as well...

I'm here - finally! You ladies have all been busy last night/this morning. It has taken me hours to catch up.

Service here is not only slow today, but drifting in and out so I keep having to go back and start again, and if that's not annoying enough, I sliced the top of all of the fingers on my right hand, except my thumb and little finger (does everyone call that finger the pinky? I do, but I have a friend who uses that name for her girl parts!!!). 2 hours at the emergency medical centre but no stitches. So I'm typing on my iPhone, using only my pinky because my thumb is too fat and the service is intermittent at best! You know, some days you just shouldn't get out of bed, but thank goodness for painkillers!

Now, for all of you ladies with issues with Beckham's voice, David's face and Taylor's hair, I have 2 words:

Gag-ball and paper-bag.

Ok, that's 2 compound words but that'll work!

And Rickell, because I'm a nosy bitch, when you referred to Rob as a southerner, does that mean you're in northern England or Scotland?

And Savana, because I'm just a bitch, I can't help but point out that you've written wiat instead of wait in the intro box at the top.

Please don't be offended - I can't control the school teacher in me. I'm not having a dig at you - it just made me chuckle. Remember, my phone self-corrects coke to come and kids toys to kids tits! Imagine what it would say if I wrote it!!!

But great job on the new thread - and well done to all of our interior decorators. I can't wait to get back to my computer so I can contribute!

Hope you're ok.  Yes those items would definitely help!
I'm a Lancashire lass.

Wuss!!!

And apparently, if you eat asparagus, your pee repels sharks.
I haven't been eaten by a shark yet either, so it must work.

Not really, but I've seen those 'Brown' spiders (not sure if that's actually the name) just, gross 

Are you guys reading conversations between adults?
It's a wip, but it's near the end. She doesn't update weekly but it doesn't take forever either.



Conversations Between Adults
Author: DazzlinSparkle05  PM
Bella tries to go through the motions of her life. She's in an ivy league school, has a great boyfriend and is a great ballet instructor. When she meets Edward she finds that maybe she doesn't just want to be normal. A/H, A/U, Lemons and Bostonward!
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,520 - Reviews: 1,510 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 01-05-13 - Published: 06-12-11 - id: 7076451