ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

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Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Girl, it's 9:46 in the morning!

OK, let me try that again...

No - I'm not drunk.

Just read it all again, really slowly, in a nasal voice (think Kath & Kim) and then it should all make sense.

If you need translation, I'll stick a plum in my mouth and call forward my years of education at a ladies college.

I understand you.   

Oh "cock" is far more offensive that sooky-la-la!

Actually, , I'm not sure about "cock". (*tells inner 11 yo boy to shut up*)

A lot of Aussie men say "cock" instead of "mate" or "buddy".

So, maybe there are 3 definitions for "cock" - rooster, willy and term of endearment.?

Sooky-la-la just means a whinger/whiner. Does anyone else use the term "sook"? (pronounced s-u as in put-k)

Perhaps sook is an Aussie term too?

I think it is a term of endearment in this part of Lancs too.

No.

Yes I would say so. 

Loving your new emoticons!

I understand you.   

Thank you Rickell! 

I will never let anyone say a bad thing about you northerners ever again!

The southern state in Australia put shit on us Queenslanders all the time too - jealous, I say!

If the rest of you are confused, just wait until May, when the State of Origin (Rugby League comp) starts. There'll be lots of Aussie-speak happening then, when QLD wins for the 8th year in a row!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS CRAZY SPEEEEEK! *CRIES* NO LIKEY 

I'm obvs gonna have to get my arse to Aussieland so I can converse with you here 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS CRAZY SPEEEEEK! *CRIES* NO LIKEY 

I'm obvs gonna have to get my arse to Aussieland so I can converse with you here 

Come on down!!!

Eeew. Just Eeew!

I know how it's intended when men say it, but I just cringe every time.


That's an "in the bedroom" word. A "whispered in my ear" word.

An "in the bedroom, whispered in my ear, by Rob" word...
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Now, where was I???

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS CRAZY SPEEEEEK! *CRIES* NO LIKEY 

I'm obvs gonna have to get my arse to Aussieland so I can converse with you here 

Why is everyone picking on me today?

First, Demaris, then Lauren and now you too Sav?


BTW - THAT is being a sooky-la-la!

Honestly you girls? You make me laugh so much! Astro, you're the best advertisement for Australia ever, they should just stick you on a tourist poster, though maybe not so much for a school principle, I'd be scared to have you anywhere near my little ones    For the record I say whoopsy-daisy all the time, at work they think I'm a freak because I don't swear...little do they know I keep it all to use n here!

i still cant believe cock is not being censored here

Cock is a-ok, but pron isn't?

I hope so, otherwise I'm up the creek without a paddle!

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Astro, I'm confused...I goggled Cody Cummings and I'm now watching two men glued to a computer screen  touching themselves...what's that all about  Not each other or a woman..THEMSELVES   

EDIT: OK they are slowly taking their clothes off but still sitting a mile apart 

I googled - as requested and then got the heck out of there!

  I take it you haven't visited the dark side?